Holy Shit, He’s CRAZY!

Damn Skippy I am.

In a fit of rage, depression, altruism or just plain boredom, I got rid of two of my journals.

Hey, it’s just HOW I AM right now.

DAMN! You’re HUGE!

I’m much too big for “The Sexy Name Decoder”, here’s proof:

Sexy Name Decoder

I always KNEW I was too big for someone!

You can’t have it both ways…..

And here’s the reason I reject religious ideals about a “kind, loving God, who ALWAYS watches over and protects us”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2005-11-28-allergy-kiss_x.htm

I’m sorry, if there is a God, he/she/it is totally fucked up. No wonder I’m always depressed, there’s no magical friend, up in the sky, to help me out. I’ve wasted all those years of prayer for absolutely fucking nothing!

On a related note, no sex again last night, nor this morning (stop snickering DH ;D )TW worked out in the garden yesterday, even though she did a weightlifting workout Sunday, even though she has a bad back, even though the wind would have blown the leaves away. As a result, she was in a lot of pain. I did what I could (massage) and even rubbed evil, stinky pain relief gel on her, but, the mood was LOOOOOOOONG gone. Ugh, I’m just in a foul mood lately.

Weekend Washout

Well, the rest of the weekend was crapola. No sex Saturday night, or Sunday. Sunday was really frustrating since TW didn’t come back to bed after she got up to take care of the kids. She chose housework over orgasms! (Yeah, I’m quite shocked myself) So last night, I returned the favor and chose sleep over sex. (Yeah, I’m getting even with her, boy-o!) Of course, she ALSO chose sleep over sex, so it wasn’t much of a victory for me. To top things off, the new e-mail server is still dysfunctional (read – not up and running yet) and my daughter is home from school today due to illness. Sigh.

I’m in a bit of a funk right now. I really don’t want to work anymore, which is not good for the only bread winner in the family. Hopefully, this bout will only last a few days or so. I’m just not interested in sex or work or play. Like I said, hopefully it won’t last too long. TW did flash me her sexy titties this morning before left. Well, I guess that’s not too odd, she does it every day before I leave. Did I mention I love this woman?

Hello Sydney!

Wow! I got mentioned in an article all the way down under! Check it out here:

Sydney Morning Herald

Of course, I’m not the only one. There are far more interesting and better written journals mentioned, but it’s still nice to be quoted. It’s a good article too. Check it out if you get the chance.

Good Morning!

Ah, another day in Paradise, wait, I’m NOT in Paradise! I’m at work! NNNNNNNNNNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Still dealing with Server 2003 issues while rebuilding my e-mail server. Unfortunately, most of our equipment is so old that simply adding the server to the network isn’t working correctly. Sigh. At least the comp time will come in handy during the Spring Lacrosse season.

Before coming into work today, TW and I had a nice morning session. It featured some sleepy spoon style sex, a bit of cowgirl action and finished up with one of the best blow jobs I’ve ever received. I can honestly say I had the most intense orgasm I have ever had when TW made me come today. I was balancing on my head and my heels when I came. I honestly thought I was going to pass my prostate when I came. HOLY FUCK!

Today’s session followed last night’s sleepy, get TW to bed session. Nothing too wild or kinky, just some nice spoon style orgasms for TW. I can’t wait to get home to see what we’ll do tonight!

I couldn’t find any photos of TW in her turquoise outfit. I guess we’ll just have to take a few to make up for it.

Let us give thanks……

For some totally hot, bitchin’ sex!

What a fantastic fucking Thanksgiving Day TW and I had! And I mean FUCKING FANTASTIC!

We got two great sessions in. One in the morning and a totally orasmic, make TW cry, session at night. Holy Shit was it a lot of fun! It even made up for the fact that none of the SILs had a low cut top on. X did have a nice blouse unbuttoned for a nice, bent over, view, but otherwise it was turtleneck city. Sigh. No one’s picking up on my subliminal suggestions.

Yesterday’s morning session was quite active even though we didn’t change positions much. It started out slowly, spoon style, and then moved quickly into some GREAT oral sex. TW must have had at least a dozen orgasms. At one point, the muscles throughout her body were locked tight. She looked like she was having a seizure.

I had her get off the bed and sit on the side. She spread her arms out as if she were tied up. I pushed my cock against her face and she immediately took me in her mouth. I fucked her face for a while and then pulled out and jerked off.

She opened her mouth to receive my come and I didn’t disappoint her.I jerked my cock faster and faster until I finally blew my load on her lips, neck and tits. She licked her lips and my cock clean. I got a towel and cleaned us both up. TW was spent and so was I. We both quickly fell asleep.

After our get together with the Inlaws (and my subsequent disappoint with the unavailability of any SIL cleavage) we headed home to relax. Before we left for dinner, TW had shown me what she was wearing. It was a turquoise bra and panty set. Very hot as the panties were boy cut and hugged her sexy ass nicely. Add to that some thigh highs, and her outfit gave me a major hardon. (If I can find any photos, I’ll post them on the other blog)

So, we went to the inlaws for dinner, got home, hung out for a while and then headed off to bed. We were both pretty tired, but once she took her clothes off and got into bed, neither one of us was tired anymore.

I started off by kissing her passionately. She returned my kisses vigorously. I slipped a hand into her bra and fondled her right breast. I pushed the cup down and latched onto her nipple. I sucked and nipped at her breast and nipple while fondling her ass. When I started to spank her sexy ass, she moaned. I continued to suck at her breast while spanking her. In a few moments, she came!

I had not yet touched her pussy, and she was coming. Her whole body shook against mine as I continued to spank her ass and nip at her tit. Her orgasm was powerful. As she came down, I removed her bra and suckled on her left breast. I was also pinching and twisting the nipple on her right breast and she came again quickly.

I had her turn on her side and moved up behind her. I reached down and pushed her panties to the side. I rubbed my cock along her pussy to get the head wet. She moaned a bit as the crown hit her clit. I grabbed my cock and pushed it against her pussy lips. I slid in very easily.

TW came again. I started to pump her slowly, reaching around, every now and then, to grab her tits. I pinched and squeezed her tits and nipples, making her pussy cream. I started to pound her cunt faster and faster, making her come hard and quickly. She was doing all she could to keep quiet since our kids were still up.

I fucked her to a couple more orgasms and then had her mount me cowgirl style. Her panties were in the way so I pulled them off of her. She quickly mounted me and began to fuck me again.

While she was moving over to get on top, I had pulled the paddle out. When she mounted me, I rubbed the paddle across her nipples, making her shudder. She moaned about how hot I was making her and then sat down on my cock. Her cunt was soaked!

She slid down easily on my shaft and started to come. I reached behind her and started to spank her ass with the paddle. HOLY FUCK! Her orgasm intensity went up ten fold! She was doing her best to keep quiet, but it was getting harder to do.

When she sat back and lowered herself onto my cock, I started to paddle her tits. If I thought the intensity was wild before, I was in for a shock. TW started to mumble incoherently. Her hips slammed down and she rotated on my shaft so quickly, I thought she was going to twist my dick off. (Not that I’m complaining, mind you)

With each strike of the paddle on her tits, her pussy got hotter and wetter. When I stopped paddling her tits, she moaned in frustration, until I started to rub it across her nipples. This drove her over the edge again and she came violently; so violently, in fact, I had to drop the paddle and reach up to catch her. She fell onto my chest sobbing quietly.

I stroked her hair and softly whispered that I loved her. She whispered that she loved me too and then sat back up on my cock to ride me to another orgasm. I grabbed the paddle again and focused on her ass this time. I aimed my blows between each cheek and down towards her pussy.

“Fuck, that’s hot baby,” she moaned, as she rode my cock.

I continued to fuck her and spank her until she moved off of me and onto her side. I moved behind her and fucked her from behind to several more orgasms. I was either spanking her ass or rubbing her tits with the paddle, as her orgasms rolled over her. Finally, she had enough and we wrapped up for the evening.

I looked at the clock and we had been going at it for over an hour. TW was wore out and I had to be at work today, so we called in a night. I gave her pussy one last kiss and we fell asleep in each other’s arms.

Thanks…..

In honor of the Thanksgiving Holiday, here in the States, I thought I’d make a list of the things I’m thankful for:

SEX; ORAL SEX; smokin’ hot wife, TW; my kids; smokin’ hot SILs, X, Y, Z; great In-laws; being adopted by my family; my job; my smokin’ hot co-workers; my health; the fact that my honey likes to be spanked; the fact that my honey likes to be tied up; the fact that my honey is thinking about multiple partner sex; my vivid fantasy life; all the folks who read my journal; the folks who leave comments; my fellow bloggers who I love to read.

I think that about covers it, though I’m sure I missed a couple. One you won’t find in there is friends, enough said.

Thanksgiving is also the time we usually exchange names for the family “Secret Santa” grab bag. I’m sincerely hoping I get what I really want this holiday season, a nice, long look at one of my SIL’s breasts. I ask for it every holiday and never get it. Even Santa won’t bring it for me. This year though, I put it on my “Secret Santa” list and one of my dear, sweet, hot, sexy SILs got me as their Secret Santa (Yeah, I know, it’s not all that secret if you know who has you. It’s hard to keep it a secret when it’s family members) So, I MAY get my wish after all. Of course, I wasn’t crude and didn’t just ask for a peek. I just put down, “You KNOW what I want” with the KNOW surrounded by stars and lightning bolts and underlined three or four times. The SIL who got me, Z, thought it was funny. Hopefully, I’ll get what I want.

Before I forget,

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

to all of my readers. I know it’s pretty much just here in the States, but feel free to join in if you’re not from around here. There’s lots of eating and drinking and football (American) watching and more eating and more drinking and still more eating and giving thanks for what you have. No Christmas songs though, I forbid it!

Hopefully, there will be some kinky sex thrown in there for good measure. At least, that’s what I’m hoping for! Take care everyone and have a great weekend!

One last thing, to all the soldiers around the world, stay safe out there, Happy Thanksgiving and thank you.

P.S. Check out Picture This! for a few of the things I’m thankful for.

Night Time Laughter

Ah, now that’s more like it and I ain’t talkin’ JC Penny either!

TW and I had a rockin’ session last night. It was short, sweet, hot and orgasmic for both of us. It didnt’ start out too well, although we had fun with it.

TW got into bed and I started to play with her tits. Unfortunately, they were VERY sensitive and ticklish. I mean VERY ticklish. It got to the point where she was laughing so hard she was coughing. She was worried it was killing the mood but I told her we always have fun in bed, even if it’s silly fun. She tried really hard to refrain from being ticklish but there was no way I was going to get any breast play in, so, we moved on to fucking.

TW moved down and started to suck and lick at my cock. Mr. Happy was VERY happy with that and soon reached his full “mammoth” size of 6.5″ TW wasted no time and mounted me cowgirl style. I tried to play with her tits, but, damn it, they were still ticklish. Sigh. So, I concentrated on giving her pussy a good pounding.

I reached up, grabbed her shoulders and started to push her down on to my cock. I thrust my hips as I pushed her down. My cock drove deep (well, as deep as 6.5″ will get you) into her pussy. TW was moaning quietly (one of the kids was still up and around) as she came on my cock. I reached around and kneaded her sexy ass as she came again.

TW then rolled off of me and asked me to fuck her from behind. I inserted my cock into her hot, wet pussy and began to fuck her hard. TW was moaning into her pillow as I drove my cock in and out of her cunt. I reached around and was finally able to play with her breasts. I pinched and rolled the nipple of her left breast between my fingers, causing her to come hard on my cock. I was getting close myself and asked TW if she’d like to swallow some come. She quickly said yes and I pulled out of her and lay on my back.

TW quickly got down to business and took my cock in her hot mouth. She kissed up and down the shaft. Then she started on my balls. HOLY SHIT! Talk about exciting! She tongued my balls for a while and then moved back up to the head. Her mouth went down to the base of my cock in one, smooth stroke. I just about came right there. She then moved back up and swirled her tongue around the head and then drove back down again.

God damn! I grabbed her hair and pulled it tight. I let her control the tempo and depth of her strokes. I didn’t last very long. She dove down one more time and I let loose with my load. Like the sexy, hot bitch she is, she swallowed it all. Damn, TW can suck cock like no one else (Not that I have that many to compare to, however, I am asking for any volunteers. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha) She lovingly licked and sucked at my cock as it slowly went limp. She moved up and we kissed passionately. We cuddled for a while and then drifted off to sleep.

We’re hoping to have a repeat performance tonight.

“It’s NOT a tumor!”

God damn, I’m screwed up lately. I’m very tired and unmotivated right now. I really feel the need to be independantly wealthy so I don’t have to go to work. Unfortunately, it ain’t happening for me. Sigh.

TW and I had some great sex over the weekend. Saturday morning’s session was a Grade A orgasmic delight. I’d fill you in on the details, but, and this frightens me terribly, I can’t remember too much of it. No, I wasn’t drunk and I remembered Saturday night but come Sunday morning, phfft, it was gone. I’m wondering if I really DO have a brain tumor. Woke up this morning with another bloody nose. I can only hope it’s true.

Last night’s session wound up being fairly listless. TW was in a crappy mood but at least I got her to orgasm a few times and took the edge off. We fucked spoon style and I really pounded her. She came several times and was relaxed enough to fall asleep.

Hopefully, my head will clear within the next few days. I have an e-mail server to build and deploy this upcoming weekend.