Just Wondering

Will we have to change the name of the blog over the next 50 years? According to this study we will.

Rock on ol’ folks, rock on!

Quickie Update

Sex…..YES

Period….No

Stress….YES

Also, our thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Peru as they sort things out after the large earthquake yesterday. God bless.

Hey, a quick shout out to Elvis as well, no matter where he is (7-11, Vegas, Venus and/or Mars, or whatever version of heaven/hell you believe in. Personally, I don’t believe in hell but that’s just me, so, for Elvis, heaven it is) Sorry things ended so badly for you. See you on the other side some day.

Sit On My Face….

“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I’m between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I’ll sit on your face and then I’ll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we’re blown away.”

Sit On My Face by Monty Python

That was the request I had of TW yesterday and she complied with gusto! I ate my baby to one orgasm after another, then fucked her silly until I came down her throat. Quite the nice session actually.

Sporadic Updates This Week

Much like our love life, updates will be sporadic this week. TW’s period is due to arrive, SC leaves for college next weekend, I’m dealing with a severe bout of depression, we’re under the gun financially, and life is just coming at us too fast. We had a total of two sessions this weekend. TWO! That totally sucks. I didn’t even eat my honey’s lovely pussy! WTF?!?!?!?!?!

After Dinner Delight

Got home, had dinner, then got some.

And it was good; very, very good.

We had a rousing session after dinner last night. We had spoon, CG, 69, face sitting, oral, spanking, titty twisting, nipple pulling, come swallowing fun. I don’t think it lasted more than 20-25 minutes but it was damn hot. Fuck, I can’t get enough of TW’s sweet, tasty pussy.  TW came like crazy, especially when I spanked her ass. Her cunt got hotter and hotter as I fucked her hard and fast. My hands actually stung I was swatting her so hard. Her ass was nice and red and her pussy hot and wet.

We finished up with me blowing a load down her throat. I was fucking her spoon style when she started moving those hips. DAMN! Gets me every fucking time! I told her I was going to come and pulled out. I don’t think she heard me because she was almost late going down on me. No worries though, had I unloaded it would have been on her face anyway. She managed to get me into her mouth just in time as I spewed my come down her throat. I’m pretty sure I had a double orgasm. Once she gets her mouth down on me, it just feels so damn good. I do know I came a lot. She was moaning and trying to keep pace with my spurts. Like the wonderful come slut she is, she didn’t miss a drop. We rested a bit, debated on taking a nap but got out of bed and continued our evening.

Nothing this morning but we should be able to get some in tonight. At least, I hope so.

A Little Victory

TW and I made love this morning. It was short but sweet with TW coming both spoon and CG style. I got to suck on her titties, which always makes me smile, and I got to slap that sexy ass of her’s. There may be more to come when I get home. The kids are away all day and are not expected home until well after dinner. Sounds like we’ll be eating in tonight.

Fantasy……Reality

That’s the catch phrase we use in our household to differentiate between TV and real life. We used it often when the kids were younger so that they knew the TV was only the idiot box (these days, that even applies to the news) and not real life. It’s served us well and I just realized last night, in my sleep deprived stupor, that it applies well to my life as well, especially my sex life. Watch and learn children, watch and learn…..

FANTASY: My SILs really want to flash me and like it when I suggest it.

REALITY: Ain’t happening every again. I say ever again because X did flash me, about 14-15 years ago. I was very appreciative, I just don’t understand why none of them will do it. I mean, come on, what’s a brother in law for? Oh wait, that’s right, he’s for advice and computer help and moving help and kid watching help and more computer help and even more computer help. I’m being used damn it! I want to see some skin! Cleavage alone no longer cuts it.

FANTASY: I’m a great lover and women don’t know what they’re missing and they should give me a try.

REALITY: Yeah, they know what they’re missing, that’s why they’re missing it. Of my numerous lovers (all two of them, fantasy lovers don’t count, do they?) I’m currently batting .500. I never (yes, that’s right, never) made DAG come. TW, on the other hand, I make come on a regular basis. I need more lovers to get a better cross section of the female population for test subjects.

FANTASY: I’d love for TW and I to be swingers.

REALITY: This ain’t never gonna happen, no matter how much I’d like it to. There was a time that I was ready, unfortunately TW was not. Now, she’s more willing but it’s too late. Like nudism, swinging is pretty much for the young and the beautiful. Oh sure, we’re beautiful, but young? No way, not any more. And, no matter how much they try to deny it, swingers do value looks over personality. We’ve experienced that first hand.

FANTASY: If I could go back in time, I’d change my shy ways and be more brave around girls.

REALITY: There is no reality for this one. It’s all in the past and that’s where it should stay. Like the swinging thing, it’s way too late.

FANTASY: I’m a nice guy.

REALITY: Nice guys finish last. I’m living proof of that. I’ve been a nice guy all my life and it hasn’t done me one bit of good. No really, I’ve watched the girls I’ve liked over the years go with the total retard bad boys. It really blew my confidence away. Poor TW, she’s stuck with a total DORK. Shit, I ask my SILs to flash me, after all they owe me! How fucked up is that?

FANTASY: I can save my SILs from the crappy relationships they’re in.

REALITY: I can’t even save myself. Not that I’m in a crappy relationship with TW. It’s more of a hero complex with me. I need to be the lifesaver. Yeah, I’m like an anvil when it comes to being a lifesaver. Like I said, total dork.

There’s more, but I’m sure you’re tired of the whining. I know I am. Unfortunately, I have a very vivid imagination. It’s a curse really.

What Do Ya Mean You’re Too Tired For Sex?

Hell yes I’m way too fucking tired for sex. I pulled the work equivalent of the college all nighter last night. I swapped out a hard drive in one of my servers, then had to copy data and make sure shares and permissions were set right. Let’s see, I started at 5:00 P.M. and finished about 12:30 A.M. That was after working the normal 9-5 day. Then there was the drive home (another hour), then the wind down and then sleep; wonderful, glorious, sweet sleep. All 4.5 hours of it. I’m still a little loopy today but that’s okay. I have more room on my server now.

Unfortunately, being as tired as I was, I really didn’t appreciate TW’s naked body like I should have last night. I just love watching her get undressed and ready for bed. It’s not like she does a strip tease or anything like that. It’s more of a feeling of being damn lucky to have a naked woman anywhere near me. I’ve been a dork all my life and I can’t figure out how the hell I landed such a MILF as TW. She’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman and it just amazes me, on a daily basis, that she’s mine and actually wants to have sex with me! Who would have thunk it? I bet if all those guys and gals who knew us and didn’t want anything to do with us when we were younger knew how kinky we are now, they’d be all over us. Oh well, their loss! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaha

Tired And Sore

Not only because of the sex this weekend, although, relatively speaking, there was little to no play this weekend, but because of the activities of the weekend.

On Saturday, after having a nice warm up sex session, we traveled far, far away to attend a family reunion. It was my step-dad’s family and they welcomed us with open arms. We had a great time meeting new relatives and I got to play real softball (as opposed to the slightly larger than a baseball, softball). Yes, I’m talking 16″ softball, the only softball that really matters. Anyway, I haven’t played in 20+ years and I’m paying for it today. My shoulders and legs are tired and very sore. I have to get up more often than usual, otherwise I’m just one big muscle cramp from head to toe.

Sunday, we helped CB move to his new place. Luckily, it’s on the first floor. Unfortunately, his old place was on the third floor, so, that was three flights of stairs too many for this fat old man. Thankfully, he didn’t have all the much to move and we were limited to the trips we had to make. Shit, I was in bed by 8:00 last night. I was pretty much out immediately too. So, no sex last night. We did get in a nice, pussy for breakfast session though before heading out to the son’s place. So, it wasn’t all work and no play.

Hopefully, the soreness will wear off before I get home tonight. If not, we’ll have to get in our session tomorrow morning.

DAMN IT! I’m Late For Work, AGAIN!

Well, not really. Oh, I was late for work for sure, but, I don’t really give a damn about it. After all, TW and I were, how shall we say this, occupied? In fact, I occupied her pussy and her mouth with my dick. Oh, and let’s not forget my tongue.

It almost didn’t happen, but, fortunately for us, Mr. Happy got very happy indeed and we were off. TW got on top and rode me CG style for a bit. She then dismounted and I fucked her hard and fast from behind. She kept apologizing for making me late but I told her not to worry. This was much more important. After fucking spoon style for a bit, TW was able to get me to stop for a bit. As we lay side by side, she started to play with herself. Well, I couldn’t let that go to waste, so, I concentrated on sucking her tits while she fingered her clit. She had a couple strong orgasms as I suckled on her.

She was finally able to escape me and wiggled her sexy ass all the way to the bathroom. I was in close pursuit. She didn’t make it too far into the bathroom before I got behind her, bent her over the countertop and entered her from behind. Mr. Happy was quite the slippery devil though and I had a hard time staying inside TW’s soaked cunt. So, I did the next best thing. I reached around my sexy honey and fingered her clit until she came violently. I gave her two strong orgasms before she was able to untangle herself from my grasp. She headed off to the bed and I headed for the toilet.

As I went to get into the shower, I noticed TW spread out on the bed. Damn it! I just can’t resist getting down between her legs when they’re open like that. I quickly headed for the bed as TW mockingly protested. I feasted on my baby as she kept telling me no, no, no, you’re gonna be late for work. She doesn’t get it, or, more appropriately, she got a lot of it as I ate her to one orgasm after another. She had some pretty powerful ones, locking her legs around my head and squeezing ever so delightfully. I was busy working her nipples as well; pinching, twisting, tugging and pulling on them as she came. Her orgasms were very strong and it was all I could do to keep my face between her legs and my hands on her tits. She finally pushed me away, but I wasn’t through with her yet.

TW was in a orgasmic stupor when I made my next move. After getting out of bed, I leaned down and took a nipple into my mouth, gently sucking on her tit. TW immediately opened her eyes and moaned. I stood up and forced her head toward my cock. She opened her mouth and, as I grabbed the back of her head, took me deep into her throat. I fucked her face as she worked her pussy. She came quite quickly as I worked my cock in and out of her mouth. I reached down and replaced her fingers with mine, all the while pumping her face with my dick.

I then gave her her most powerful orgasm of the morning. As I played with her clit and fucked her face, I inserted a couple of fingers in her pussy. When I curled them up and started massaging her G-spot, TW let loose with a flood of come. My hand was cupped just under her pussy, my fingers curled deep inside her cunt when she flooded my palm with her come. It was one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever seen her have and it left her drained and sleepy. I fingered her to a couple more orgasms while sucking on her delightful breasts, before heading off to the shower.

When I got out of the shower, there was my honey, face down on the bed, fingering herself again and orgasming like the horny slut she is!

Have I mentioned I love this woman? Well, I can’t mention it enough. I love you baby, thanks for making me late for work. (I used the ol’ “hit the snooze bar one too many times” excuse. I think they believed me. Maybe I’ll just tell them the truth next time: I had to get me some.)