For the past couple of days, the wacky morning team I listen to on the way into work has been querying their listeners as to who they have on their “to do” list. You know, if you had the chance, who would you do? Another caveat is that your SO is completely okay with it. After all, he or she would have the same opportunity should it avail itself. Yesterday was the celebrity list but they kept to mostly C & D list celebs that one might actually be able to hook up with. Today’s was, “Who’s your secret, ‘real’ person you’d most like to hook up with. ” All the callers were female, although I would have called in myself, and the subjects ran the gamut from brother-in-laws (no, none of my SILs called in, damn them!) to the mail man to the boss. So, here’s my list, in no particular order:
X, my oldest SIL. Nice tits, nice legs, horrible bitchy personality.
Y, middle SIL. Unfortunately, married to Jeebus. If she were Catholic, would be a nun (a hot nun, but a nun, none the less) I wouldn’t mind being her first.
Z, youngest SIL. Currently hottest of the three. I just want to give her a tongue bath, or maybe a come bath, decisions, decisions. It is nice to have options though!
The communications department where I work. They have two (T & E) really hot ladies (well, hot to me anyway), both moms, that I would just love to love. Oh how I’d love to “communicate” my desires to them. Can you say sexual harassment suit? Sure, I knew you could!
From my department, I’d have to go with S, SM, and T. T’s my boss. Yum, yum. SM has overtaken S as my daily fixation. She’s married, nicely rounded and is very nice and sweet. S would be my bondage slave: ball gag, nipple clamps, butt plug, paddles galore, maybe even a rubber mask. Oh how I would deal with her betrayal!
Let’s see, who else? Oh, I know, my wife’s friend. That would have to be a four-way though. I really like her husband and he’s a very good guy, so he’d have to get some of TW as well. One of the neighbors from down the block. I’ve always had a jones for her. Probably DAG, as well, though I’d have to be quick to avoid the knife she’d probably have ready (Oh, that sounds so conceited! Like she really cares or even thinks about me. Puuuuleaze!) Maybe some of the ladies who turned me down in grade school and high school. EDIT: I forgot one other person I’d absolutely love to do. SMP, she was my supervisor about 25 years ago. She was a little Irish firebrand. Hot temper, hot body and oh so unavailable. She also smoked, but I had this recurring fantasy of being in the women’s bathroom, her up on the sink, legs spread, smoking like a chimney and me, down between her legs, licking her to one orgasm after another. Damn, just thinking about it gives me a hardon. Bizarre huh? Especially since I hate cigarette smoke so much. I also fantasized about taking her on the break room table. She had lovely breasts as well, although they were always well hidden. Sigh. Hey, I just realized something, S, from my current job is probably a surrogate form SMP, she smokes too. Just a thought. I wonder if SMP would enjoy a ball gag as well? There were times she sure could have used one!
I think that about completes it. Not very exciting is it? Well, how can it be, after all, TW does a pretty damn good job of sexing me up on a daily basis. There’s not much left to want.