I Was A Teenage Premature Ejaculator

Well, let’s be realistic here, it lasted more than my teenage years.

The title of this post is a shout out to two of my favorite B-movies, “I Was A Teenage Werewolf” and “I Was A Teenage Monster” Personally, I think my story is much more scary!

People ask us how we can keep the flames burning after all these years. Well, a vivid imagination helps. Mine was forged in my grade school years when no girl would give me the time of day, let alone go out with me. I was painfully shy back then (hell, I still am) and had trouble keep a conversation up with a girl, let alone ask them out. When I did ask them out, I was met with crushing defeat. So, I had to improvise. “Left hand, meet right hand,” and the rest is history!

My main source of masturbatory fun, other than classmates and teachers, was Penthouse. The Forum and Variations columns were great fuel for my mind. The Letters section was beyond doubt my favorite reading. Thanks to a genial smoke shop owner, I was able to purchase my mags and masturbate away. Guess what? I’m not blind, nor are my palms hairy!

When I did get my first girlfriend, in high school, we really didn’t do much other than kiss and feel one another up. Oh, I did get some quality breast sucking in (in public a few times too!) but I didn’t push her to touch me and she didn’t feel the need. Oh, but in my fantasies, well, that was quite another story. My imagination had us doing everything and anything, including other people. Unfortunately, this kind of set me up to come rather quickly. The fantasies were so real, I got over excited. This carried on through my life, up until 2000, when I had my breakdown.

DAG and I were each other’s firsts. Unfortunately for her, I was quick on the trigger. Oh, I tried oral and manual stimulation with her but never did get her off. Imagine that, your first lover can’t make you come, even though it’s exciting and thrilling. Me? Oh damn, she’d make me come in my pants just by rubbing me through my jeans. Many were the night when I walked home with a load of come in my shorts, courtesy of her fingertips. Not to take away from my failure, but I think she was very tense about what we were doing. She never could relax and just let things happen. She tried to fake one for me once, but I could tell. She was also very ticklish. Every time I tried to orally pleasure her, she would laugh and have to push me off. Damn ticklish clit! I should have tried harder.

Then TW came along. She was a walking wet dream. I allowed things to go slowly and TW matured very nicely. We really didn’t start fooling around until almost 3 months had passed in our relationship. Of course, my fantasy life (and my right and left hands) was quite busy. My fantasies usually included X, TW’s older sister and even DAG. Boy, the four of us had a nice time in my head. Needless to say, I was quite the dork back then so when time came to consummate our relationship, once again, Mr. M-D was quick on the draw. This time there was a difference though. TW’s clit was not ticklish and she was the happy recipient of many tongue lashing, body thrashing orgasms. So, my being quick on the draw wasn’t as detrimental to our happiness.

As our relationship progressed, my fantasy life kept up as well. Damn, it seemed I was making myself come daily. I was afraid I was going to run out of sperm someday, that’s how often I’d jerk myself off. Luckily, TW was also providing several nice places for me to come. There was her mouth, her tits, her face, I did it everywhere. I was still quick on the draw but not so much as before. Because I could pleasure TW orally, I was able to take breaks every now and then so I didn’t come as quickly as before. However, once I started fucking her cunt, it was pretty much all over. Thankfully, TW came fairly quickly so she got off before I did.

That’s the way things were up until 2000. That year, my depression finally caught up with me and I had a breakdown. TW convinced me to get on meds and, after 3 months or so, things became better. There was a great side affect to getting on Zoloft. I no longer was quick on the trigger. In fact, I found out, much to my and TW’s great joy, that I could fuck for a very long time and not have to come. Even though I was fucking all three of her sisters, along with TW, in my mind, the Zoloft seemed to take the edge off. My fantasy life was back in full swing. I could fantasize about fucking TW, her sisters, my co-workers, teachers I had in school (all the way back to grade school), classmates, etc.

You’ll notice that TW gets mentioned in each of those scenarios. That’s because, no matter who I fantasize about, TW is always there with me. Granted, she might be tied up to a chair and forced to watch, but she’s always present. Since the day I met her, she’s always in my mind. Thankfully, she’s always in my bed as well. We have a lot of fun together and even fantasize together. We’ll be fucking and we’ll be telling each other a story about her being gang banged or being forced to suck off a policeman or two (or three or four…) I think that has been the key to our success. We’re able to tell one another what, or who, is on our minds. Open communication has been the key to our success, both in and out of bed.

It seems simple enough doesn’t it? It’s not always that easy, sometimes it’s painful and hurtful. Maybe TW and I were just lucky enough to find one another. I know my life has changed for the better since I met her. Maybe we were meant to be together, I don’t know. I just thank whatever god there is that she came into my life.

As for my premature ejaculation, well, that’s a thing of the past. I don’t know if it’s healthy or not, but I can hold out for a week or more these days. Of course, when I do come, TW gets a very large, very hot load of come to either swallow or wear. I still fantasize on a regular basis but not as much as I used to. Maybe I’m getting old, or, maybe TW’s slowly but surely fulfilling those fantasies I’ve had over the years. All I know is I’m having a hell of a lot of fun and looking forward to much more in the years to come.

On a sad note: I read today that my current favorite Friday night fantasy got engaged. JL Hewitt got engaged. Damn it! I was hoping she would move to Utah with TW, TW’s sisters and I after our kids left the nest, where we would live the live I’ve always fantasized about. Sex for everyone! Damn!

UPDATE: Today’s downblouse shot courtesy of TT (formerly just T) I had to work on something for her and, luckily for me, she was wearing a nice, cleavage baring blouse. I stood next to her chair and got a very nice view down that wonderful top. Thank you TT! G is in a turtle neck today, hopefully it’s not permanent addition to her wardrobe.

Busier Than….

a bee.

a one armed traffic cop

Santa and his elves hopped up on Mountain Dew and uppers.

a husband licking his hot, sexy wife’s pussy. (Oh wait, that’s me, but not for a few more days)

I’ve spent the majority of the day in another department trying to put out fires and trying to get peeks down G’s top. So far, so good on both accounts. I’m just a sucker for a nice cleavage display and G’s been showing off her’s to perfection the past few days. I even got a very nice, albeit, very quick downblouse shot today. Lucky me! Must keep eye contact…….FUCK! Failed again!

Slow News Day

No sex to report on. I had a very long day at work yesterday and was pretty much asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. This morning, I missed my workout (it can be made up later today) and slept through the alarm several times. TW is still pretty wiped out from her acrobatics over the weekend as well, so, no sex for us.

The only bright spot yesterday was I got a very nice downblouse shot from G at work. She’s the young mother from another department. Her breasts aren’t big, but they are full of milk. Oh to squeeze and suckle on her tits. (Okay, I’m having a  disturbing, yet weirdly arousing, vision of Ben Stiller milking a cat) I’d even like to milk her from behind (see, disturbing, yet oddly arousing isn’t it?) Anyway, it was the one bright spot in a horrid, horrid day at work.  I was supposed to be off today but had to come into work to finish the server build. Oh well, just one more day I can use in December!

HOT DAMN! Am I Ever Thankful For Sex!

TW and I had a very busy week sexually. Although that seems hard to believe with my mental state lately, it’s the truth. We had sex almost the entire week. It ended this morning with me fucking and sucking my love to several strong orgasms.

The best session of the week occurred Saturday night. TW and I were left alone after both kids went out. We were watching TV in the basement when TW got up to use the bathroom. When she came back, she had somehow lost her pants. Neither one of us could figure out what happened so I did the only thing left to do. I got down on the floor and, as TW lay back on the couch, I got down between her thighs and ate her pussy. As soon as my tongue touched her clit, TW came. I lapped and licked and tongue fucked her cunt to several strong orgasms before we moved over to the other couch and TW assumed the spanking position. Yes, she was overdue for a nice hard spanking and I obliged her wish. By the time I was finished, TW’s ass was a very warm and very colorful cherry red.

After a nice hard spanking,  TW had me sit on the couch and she quickly got down on the floor and proceeded to do a handstand so I could eat her pussy while sitting on the couch. Of course, she’s been paying for the acrobatics ever since, but at the time it was pretty fucking hot. I tried to eat her as best I could but her lack of arm and shoulder strength did us in. She kept slipping away from me, although I did manage to get her to come once or twice. We then switched positions and she sat on the couch while I did a handstand…no, wait, just kidding. I had her bend over the couch arm and I fucked her long and hard from behind. Of course, I just had to spank her ass some more. She did eventually get to sit on the couch, as I fucked her while kneeling between her legs. She came violently a few more times before we finished the session off with me licking her to one strong orgasm after another. It was a pretty wild night, thanks kids!

Some other highlights of the week featured lots of morning sex, a few nighttime sessions, lots of delicious pussy eating and a tremendous, first of it’s kind triple orgasm for me! I don’t know how the hell she did it, but TW gave me one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had when she gave me that triple. I’m pretty sure it was a triple as I felt the orgasms build in quick succession. I’ve never had an orgasm like it before. I could feel the three separate orgasms build one right after the other. It was quite intense and TW sucked down a massive load. Holy Fuck, it was hot! The week also featured a double come shot early on but nothing can compare to that triple.

Thanksgiving was fine. Other than the food there was nothing to brag about. Having all three kids home at the same time was pretty interesting. It was noisy but a heck of a lot of fun. We laughed like we haven’t laughed in years. It was fun having them home, although the noise level was pretty high. In addition to our three, the kids had friends over as well, so things got pretty loud. It was okay though, they drowned out TW and I having sex.

Oh, as I predicted, the SILs were all dressed as nuns. Well, Z did have on a semi low cut top but you really couldn’t get a good enough angle to look down. Very disappointing, but very expected. Luckily, the food was excellent and made up for the disappointing views. God, is that all I have to look forward to, eating? No! I want to see titty, cleavage at the least. Please, don’t let it end like this! NNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Happy Thanksgiving

We’re gonna take a break this week, mostly due to a bout of depression I’m suffering through. I really don’t feel like posting although TW and I are having sex on a daily basis, and TW has never been that keen on posting herself. So, things will be quiet here on the blog this week. Never fear, I’m sure we’ll be back next week, as usual.

TW and I would like to wish each and every one of our readers a very Happy Thanksgiving. To all our soldiers, past and present, a heartfelt thank you and may those of you serving overseas be home safely soon. God bless! Take care and best wishes.

You Know, I Was Breast Fed As A Baby

The title to this post is a running joke between TW and I. When TW had CB1 (our oldest), my adoptive mom encouraged TW to breast feed him as she had breast fed both her boys. Five years ago, when I found out I was adopted, several things became very clear to me. One of them was I was never breast fed as a baby. I was given up for adoption almost immediately after birth. This may explain my fascination with the female breast. I absolutely love them. I want to see them, I want to touch them and, hell yes, I want to suckle on them. This morning, I got the opportunity to do so with TW.

Once again it was sleep through the alarm and then time to reset it. TW got out of bed and got LP off to school. I finally got my lazy ass out of bed and into the shower. When I was through, TW had come up to take her shower and was waiting for me in bed, under the covers. We really didn’t have time to play today but I figured I could give her nipples some attention. I uncovered her breasts and began to play. I went from one breast to the other, kissing and licking and sucking on her. TW just moaned her approval as I covered her breasts with light kisses. We didn’t have much time so I did what I could do. I finally had to get out of bed and get dressed. After getting dressed, I played with TW again, this time playing with her pussy a bit and suckling on those gorgeous melons of her’s. She came a couple of times and I headed off to start my day.

Unfortunately, or, as it turns out, fortunately, I had neglected to get my shoes. I had to come back upstairs to find them. I found my shoes, along with a very horny TW. It seems the girl had to have it, so she had been playing with herself while I was downstairs. She quickly uncovered and offered her pussy to me. Yes! I quickly got down between her thighs and was pleasantly surprised to find a very wet, very hot pussy awaiting my lips. I tongued my honey for all I was worth. I love eating her out and making her come with my tongue. I really don’t have a secret method or anything like that. I just like to bring her as much pleasure as I can. Fortunately, I was a major dweeb, dork, nerd when I was growing up so all I thought about was sex (rather than actually having it). TW is the lucky recipient of my fantasies (Not that I’m turning away new clients. Feel free to contact us if you’re interested! I guess I’m just a lesbian trapped in this biker body. )

Oh, the orgasms my lady love had! She came screaming into her pillow. She came grinding her cunt against my lips and tongue. She came as I twisted and pulled on her nipples. She came as I finger fucked her and rubbed her G-spot. She came when I sucked on her clit. Oh yes, my dear wife came and came and came. I left her soaked and wore out and she left me with the best present of all, her scent on my beard. I can still smell her at work, even after washing my face. It’s gonna be a great day!

EDIT: When I was in school, guys always used to call me a pussy. I guess the old adage is true, you are what you eat! Okay, you can stop gagging and rolling your eyes now. It’s too bad I couldn’t think to say that when they called me that, damn!

How To Relax After A Hard Day’s Work

Eat pussy. Works for us!

No penetration sex last night, well, cock penetration anyway. My tongue got to enter TW’s pussy as I lapped and licked TW to a few intense orgasms right after getting home from work. Some people hit the gym, some have a drink, others use meditation to wash away the day’s problems. Me? I prefer to eat pussy. There’s nothing more relaxing for me than to get between TW’s thighs and lick and lick and lick. Bonus points for the orgasms she receives, but I just enjoy eating her out.

Oh, wait, there was penetration sex! We did some sweet missionary style fucking. I was just going to write about how I love to suckle her tits as well and then I remembered. SWEET! Needless to say, I did suckle on her breasts as I pumped my cock in and out of her cunt. I even had her legs up over my shoulders a couple of times as well. Most excellent! Especially when her tits start to sway in time with my pumping. Most excellent indeed!

Got some quick pussy licks in this morning as well, but nothing compared to last night. Damn, I could just lie between her legs all day if we could afford it. Unfortunately we can’t, not without setting up a web cam and charging people to watch. Now, if only I could convince TW to do it. Nah, it’ll never happen. Sigh.

Acrobatics? No. Sex? YES!

Oh what a wonderfully orgasmic weekend TW and I had.

Friday night was the most active of all. TW and I hit just about every position we could considering TW wrenched her back just before we began. She leaned over to kiss me and BAM her back went out. Luckily, it wasn’t too severe. We were able to fuck spoon style, CG style, there was some spanking involved (with the paddle of course), lots of oral and it finished off with a very large load being deposited on TW’s tits and chin. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the camera with us for that one. TW was also able to scream away as LP was out with her friends. Towards the end of the session, she was screaming into her pillow as I skillfully licked her clit and pussy. Even with her wrenched back, she was quite active, thrashing about and crying out as she came.

Saturday morning was a quiet little session featuring spoon style fucking at it’s finest. TW’s back was better and I was able to fuck her quite vigorously to several strong orgasms. Saturday night was an unexpected session. I had did some gardening during the day and was quite tired. TW was beat as well and neither one of us expected to have sex. TW was still feeling some pain in her back so I gave her a nice rubdown. Well, I rubbed down a bit farther than she expected. I played with her pussy and tits for a while and pretty soon, we were fucking. Nothing too acrobatic or too active, just some nice spoon and a short, but orgasmic, CG session. It was a nice little surprise sex session. I ended it by blowing a load down TW’s throat. I was fucking her spoon style and, as usual, she started to rock those sexy hips of her’s. I held off as long as possible but once she starts shaking, I’m done for. TW quickly took me in her mouth and enjoyed a nice, salty load of come. She drank it all down like the come slut she is and we enjoyed a nice cuddle before drifting off to sleep.

Last night’s session featured TW wrestling with a wet noodle. At least, that’s the way I saw it. Mr. Happy was really not into it last night and TW and I struggled along with him. Fortunately, he was able to stay 3/4 hard for some of the session and TW had a few strong orgasms. I don’t know what the hell was wrong but at least I was able to please TW. We were even able to fuck CG style for a bit before Mr. Happy gave out totally. This morning we slept through the alarm so I guess we’ll have to make up for it tonight somehow. I’m sure we can do it, if Mr. Happy decides to play nice. If not, then I’ll just eat my baby to orgasm. My tongue never gets soft!

Thank You

TW and I would like to wish each and every veteran a Happy Veteran’s Day. Without you, we would not be able to do what we do here on the blog. Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!

Warmup Session Part Duex

Well, the best laid plans of mice and men. TW and I were once again too wiped out last night to continue our fun, so, we went to bed and planned for this morning. Thankfully, we were actually able to wake up while the alarm was still going off. YAY for us!

We started off spoon style with me pumping TW from behind while my hands were busy playing with her breasts. I grabbed her left nipple and tugged away while continuing to pump her pussy full of my cock. I could feel TW’s pussy cream and get hot as she orgasmed. I alternated between fucking her slowly and really pounding her cunt. TW’s breathing was ragged as her orgasms overcame her.

TW repositioned herself on her back and I fucked her from the side while once again playing with her tits. As I fucked away, I focused in on her clit with my finger tips. As soon as my fingers found their mark, TW’s pussy gushed and she came violently. I rubbed her off to a couple of quick, but strong, orgasms before grabbing her leg and twisting her so I could eat her cunt. My lips found her clit and she came, soaking my face and beard with her cream. I lapped it all up and then proceeded to tongue fuck her to another orgasm or two.

We finished up the session in a 69, as TW quickly dove down on my cock and deep throated me. She was really working my cock deep and it was all I could do to keep from coming. To help keep myself orgasm free (At least for the morning. I have designs on wetting her face and chest later on tonight) I focused on sucking on her clit and making her grind her pussy against my lips. Whenever she tried to roll off me, I quickly got her back on my face so she could come again. She was finally able to break free and we kissed and started our day. Hopefully, we’ll be a bit more acrobatic tonight and over the weekend. If we are,  we’ll be sure to keep you posted.