HA! I KNEW I Was Right! (I Think)

February 29, 2008

Thank you all for your comments on the last post. TW informed me last night that I misconstrued her advice about posting. She felt I was trying too hard to make it about sex every day. At least, I think that’s what she said. If not, hopefully she’ll correct me here at the blog. That way, you don’t think I’m doing this all by myself and just pretending to be married to a hot slutty bitch. Anyway, a couple of quick notes:

Anonee Mouse: WOW! You really have been with me for a long time! Oh, and don’t worry, I won’t be offing myself. I’m a firm believer in reincarnation. I think one of the lessons I need to learn in this lifetime is how to stick around. I’m depressed but not overly suicidal. Thanks for sticking around for so long.

Shiek Yerbootie: I’ll try to get her to participate more but now that’s she working part time and spring sport season is upon us, it’s not so easy for her to post. I’ll work on it.

Waynett, SirMike, Trueself, MCB and FC: Thanks for your understanding. I just like posting I guess. Besides, I like sex, A LOT! It’s part of my overactive imagination. Comes from being a dork I guess. Personally, I think my being a dork with an overactive imagination makes me a better lover.

Hey, speaking of sex, TW and I got in a nice session this morning. I couldn’t get my lazy ass out of bed so TW went and showered. When she got back to bed, she decided to get herself some. So, she got some, and, it was good, very good. We hit spoon, CG and finished up with a rousing session of 69. It was a nice start to the day.


Too Much?

February 28, 2008

Okay, quick, unscientific poll via the comments. TW has been teasing me lately about having to post “every single day” How do you folks feel, honestly. If there’s no sex, do you want me to keep my fingers still and not post?

Let me know, again honestly, how you feel.


Guess We’re Tragically Unhip Again

February 27, 2008

Well, it seems our week break has taken our numbers down a bit. That’s okay though, we’d rather have regular readers than people who are only here for the pics. Too bad nobody comments, makes us feel inferior (read that as insanely jealous), especially when we check out other blogs and folks have 10+ comments per post. Sigh, nobody likes us anymore. :( That’s okay though, we’ll survive. ;)

So, what does one do when life is kicking his or her ass? TW and I, since our heavy session on Sunday night, are 0 fer the week. Get this, we’re both in bed and fast asleep by 9:45! Nine fucking forty-five! That ain’t right.

Speaking of spoilsports, Christianity ruins EVERYTHING! Viking Women Dressed Provocatively Pay special attention to the quote about what happens after Christianity arrives. That’s why I lean toward paganism, Christianity takes all the fun out of life.

We did some pruning in the links session. There were quite a few dead and/or private blogs listed. Sorry about that, we’ll try to be more on top of things in the future. Yeah, right.


BOOYAH!

February 25, 2008

TW and I had a wonderfully sexy weekend. We were able to get in sessions Friday night, Saturday morning and yesterday afternoon/night. I had four sexy dreams, 2 on Friday night and 2 on Saturday night, that really set the tone for the weekend. My libido was shocked back into overdrive and TW was the lucky recipient.

Friday night’s dreams were of Z and TW. The first one featured Z and me finding time for a little tit flashing and tit suckling. We were at her house (although, it wasn’t really her house) and trying to slip away for a little flashing. We had to keep avoiding her hubby but Z was very into it and eagerly let me suckle on her tit (very wishful thinking on my part). It ended with her sitting on my lap and pulling her top down to let me suck. I woke up with a raging hardon but immediately fell back asleep. My next dream featured TW just having a blast flashing and keeping her tits out of her top. It was either at a bookstore or some type of coffee shop as there were tables set up around the exterior of the building. I walked in and found TW sitting at a table surrounded by 3 guys and just whipping those sexy titties of her’s out. Anyway, when she saw me, she just smiled and got up to greet me. We walked out of the place with her tits on display and my cock hard as a rock. Naturally, when I woke up, my cock was hard as a rock. Unfortunately, I once again immediately feel asleep. Damn it!

Saturday night’s dreams were a bit more on the erotic side and featured E, from work, and TW fucking someone in the back seat of my car while I drove. Totally HOT! The dream with E was at work. She came into my office and closed the door. She then proceeded to take her top off and asked me if I liked what I saw. I had her sit on my lap and I have her tits a tongue bath. The dream then quickly morphed into several different scenarios where we were fucking all over the office. On my desk, in the computer room, on her desk, in the lunchroom and finished with me giving her a nice come bath. The dream of TW fucking around naked in the backseat of my car was even hotter.

I met up with her out on the street. We then proceeded to where I had parked the car and a guy was waiting for us. TW introduced him and we shook hands. She then explained that he was coming home with us to fuck her. My cock was instantly hard. We got in the car and proceeded to drive home. The next thing I know TW is pretty much naked, except for her raincoat, and our mystery guest is playing with her. I reached back and felt her pussy. It was soaked. She pushed my hand away and the two of them really got into it. I watched in the rear-view mirror as Mr. Mystery Man worked my wife’s body over with his hands and mouth. The dream ended all too soon and when I woke up, I found myself with a raging hardon that was in real danger of spontaneously shooting off. Unfortunately, TW wasn’t home at the time (she had taken LP to church) so I had to be very careful NOT to touch myself. When TW got home, she crawled into bed but we both fell asleep. Damn it!

Well, by the time we were alone Sunday night, I was in a high state of agitation. LP was over at a friend’s working on a school project. TW and I had several hours to play. It was over in about 45 minutes. To say I had a hair trigger would be a major understatement. Luckily though, TW loves it when I eat her, so I was able to orally pleasure her to several, very violent, very intense orgasms. She was slapping the top of my bald head as she came on my tongue. We then switched to CG style and TW was able to enjoy several orgasms that way; along with a very nice, ass-reddening, spanking session. I used both my hands and the flogger to get her ass a nice cherry red color. I was getting very close to coming as she rocked her hips back and forth on my cock as I abused her sexy ass. At one point she had to dismount quickly, as I was very close to coming. No worries though, we quickly got into 69 and I ate her to several more violent orgasms while spanking her ass. We then attempted spoon style but I was much too close to coming, so, we did the next best thing, I jerked myself off onto her titties.

TW quickly moved over to the edge of the bed and I got the towel I had brought ahead of time (hey, who says I don’t think ahead!) I positioned myself over her face and she licked my shaft and balls. I jerked slowly and asked her to cup her tit. Her other hand was busy fingering her clit as I jerked faster and faster. Finally, my orgasm erupted. When the first spurt hit her skin, TW came with a load moan. I was also moaning as I jerked my cock and spent my load on her tits. I amazed myself by having a double orgasm! I don’t usually have them while jerking off but I was so aroused from our sex session and the dreams I’d been having that I just came and came and came. As I squeezed out the last drops of my second orgasm, TW greedily sucked my cock into her mouth and I finished my orgasm there. It was so fucking hot! I’m hard as I type this recap. Hope I don’t have to go on a service call, or maybe I do, especially if it’s E. ;) I grabbed the towel and gently cleaned her off as she lazily played with her pussy. We kissed and, amazingly, didn’t fall asleep. We got dressed and headed off to watch some TV as we awaited LP’s arrival home. I hope the rest of our week goes as hotly as our weekend did.

It’s good to be back.


WOW, Has It Really Been A Week?

February 22, 2008

Hidee Ho Dear Readers,

Has it really been a week since we last posted? DAMN! Sorry about that, but with a combo consisting of period, a road trip and general malaise hanging about my head, we just didn’t feel like posting.

My birthday went fine. Much as I anticipated, I got just what I asked for but not what I wanted. TW did manage to coax an orgasm out of me on Friday. Unfortunately, Penny the Period was still visiting (yeah, I think I’m going to use that name for her period, what the hell) so no full on sex or oral for me. Not that I’m complaining though, TW has some seriously sick oral skills. She never fails to make me come when she takes me into her hot, wet, tight mouth. Damn, I’m getting hard just thinking about it now. Sweet! We then traveled up to see CB2 on Friday night/Saturday morning. We totally freaked him out! He didn’t have a clue we were coming to visit him. The look on his face was well worth the four hour drive up to see him. We got to watch him scrimmage against a local team. They did pretty well, outscoring their opponents by 12 goals. We then headed back home Saturday night.

The rest of this week has been spent working, eating, shitting and sleeping. Not much sex has been happening. TW and I are both pretty wiped due to our work loads so we’ve been out of sync sexually for most of the week. The past couple of days however have yielded some pretty intense sex. We’ve had a couple of nice CG and spoon sessions along with a rousing oral session that had TW screaming into her pillow. She almost gave herself a concussion when, riding me CG style, she banged her head on the headboard. Hmm, pain plus pleasure equals orgasm. This morning, I left late for work after making TW come violently on my dick CG style. We really went at it and I’m sure her ass is nice and red from the spanking she received this morning. She was very vocal as she cried out her orgasms. It was a nice start to the day. Hopefully, we’ll have a nice, quiet weekend activity wise. I don’t think it’s gonna be very quiet sexually though. :)


Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2008

TW and I would like to wish each and every one of you a very Happy Valentine’s Day. May you get all the lovin’ you deserve.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!


Still the One Baby

February 12, 2008

Lying in bed this morning I woke up inspired…just thinking how lucky I am to have such a wonderful husband like TH…and I never take for granted the special bond and especially fun times we have together. Whenever Still the One by Orleans comes on the radio, I always give TH a call and blast it nice and loud…well here is my revised version especially for you baby.


We’ve been together since way back when
Having so much fun loving over and over again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You’re still the one I want spanking my rear.

You’re still the one I want to suck on in bed
Still the one I love to give head
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

I love to flash you every day
Can’t resist showing you my tits as you drive away
Road trips, yeah I just want to go
Getting naked with you anywhere we go

You’re still the one that makes me cum
Still the one that I love getting some from
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

Changing, our love is going gold-Even though we grow old, it grows new

Almost 29 years of loving you- Every day it feels so new

You’re still the one who turns me on
Still the one who is my Don Juan
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

You are still the one that makes me scream
Still the one that makes me cream
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one…

You’re still the one taking photographs
Still the one that’s my better half
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

You’re still the one who sucks my tits
Still the one who loves my outfits
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

You’re still the one I want to eat me
Still the one who so completes me
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

You’re still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can’t get enough
We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one

Just so you know baby…I love you so much and you are STILL THE ONE!

Thanks for loving me like you do-you know I love you! Your forever loving wife I remain.


Damn It Boy!

February 11, 2008

He came home early! Shit, fuck, damn it, etc. etc. etc. Yeah, the boy arrived home before I got there. So much for acrobatic, mind blowing, physically draining sex, at least on Friday night. We did get in some nice sessions Saturday, Sunday and this morning. TW had lots of wonderful orgasms and I had a couple of ball draining orgasms myself.

The sessions featured mostly spoon and CG style. Nothing acrobatic about it, just some good old fashioned orgasm inducing sex. That’ll be it for the week though. TW’s period has arrived, so we’ll be out of action for a bit. Bad news since my b-day is coming up this week. Sucks to be me, as I appear to be headed toward another bout of depression as well. Shit, Fuck, Damn It, etc. etc. etc.


Slow Start, BIG Finish

February 8, 2008

Last night TW and I had a surprisingly hot, if short, session. We were both pretty wiped out when we got to bed and started off just cuddling. Although both of us were sleepy, we started to play around with one another. TW grabbed hold of my cock and I started to work on her breasts, squeezing them and playing with her nips. Eventually, my fingers found their way to her pussy. I played with her a bit, before her first orgasm overwhelmed her. As I continued to manually get her off, I took the opportunity to suck on her nipples. This never fails to really get her blood boiling and her hips rockin’ and rollin’ TW humped my fingertips as I worked her titties and clit. I licked and sucked on both her breasts as she came on my hand.

Pretty soon though, she was demanding I eat her. I was definitely NOT gonna disappoint the lady, so I quickly stood up, stripped off my shorts and got down between her thighs. As soon as my tongue hit her clit, TW exploded in orgasm. She actually screamed very loudly as she came. LP was still up so TW quickly grabbed a pillow and covered her face. I could still hear her pretty clearly as she screamed out her orgasms into the pillow. I tongue fucked her cunt and tugged on her nipples

Very soon though, TW wanted me to fuck her so I had her arrange herself so I could fuck her from behind spoon style. It didn’t take too long before I was ready to come. TW quickly got down and swallowed what wound up being a triple load of my come. I just kept coming in her mouth. She just kept swallowing it. The whole session couldn’t have lasted more than 10-12 minutes but, although it was short, it was very intense and very orgasmic. What fun!

Tonight, we’re going to have the house to ourselves for a couple of hours. I’ll be leaving work early just so we can get in some quality spanking and fucking before CB1 comes home. He has a job interview tomorrow (first one before graduation) and is coming home tonight. Hopefully, he won’t arrive until after TW and I have fucked each other’s brains out. Here’s hoping!


Best Fake Headline EVER

February 7, 2008

Found this over at Fark.com

CNN Followup Tornado survivor “was calling on Jesus” during the event, but Jesus was too busy knocking over houses and killing other people to respond

That is the funniest fake headline EVER!