HOORAY For Morning Hardons!

TW and I are back at it. I took some comp time this A.M. and TW and I put it to good use by having a wonderfully orgasmic spoon session. TW had her usual orgasmic fun and I shot a double load of come down her throat. Nice start to a very busy weekend.   Oh well, that’s the way life is I guess.

And We Thought It Was Going So Well This Year

Ugh, two cracked windshields (windscreens for our “over the pond” friends) in a little over 2 weeks. Sigh. TW’s got broke when we were hit by a rock while travleing to see CB. I don’t know what happened with mine. It was fine yesterday and then last night, after picking LP up from a friend’s house, there was a crack in my windshield! DAMN IT! It doesn’t look like it was done with malice by some young hooligan. I probably got hit by a rock on my way to work and with the temps in the single digits, the crack developed. Guess I’m gonna have to sell one of the kids, or maybe a kidney.

WOO HOO, 3/4 Of A Million Page Hits!

Hidee Ho Dear Gentle Readers,

Sometime this morning/today, we hit three quarters of a million page hits. SWEET!

THANK YOU ALL!

TW and I really appreciate it!

Wild Weekend Sex

As TW and I await the arrival of her period, we’ve been getting in some cumtastic sex sessions. For instance, this weekend we had two rousing sessions that ended with me dumping a nice sticky load into her cunt. Both of these happened within 9 hours of each other which, at my age, is kinda special.

Saturday night’s session was all spoon style, but what a session it was! I pounded my baby hard and fast, slow and deep, rubbed her clit with my shaft and pulled her hair as she came. TW had some tremendous orgasms Saturday night, especially while I was tugging on her hair. My little submissive slut likes it when I dominate her. I’m becoming more comfortable doing it as well. We’re still learning one another’s pressure points and god damn it, we’re having a hell of a lot of fun doing it. I came as I imagined my sexy honey tied to a park bench, men and women standing in line to take their turn with her. I reached the point of no return when this foxy redhead got down between my honey’s thighs and sucked the come out of her cunt. Damn it, I’m getting hard again just imagining it all over.

Sunday’s session was quite spectacular. I awoke with a cock made of concrete. I was having the most wonderful dream/daydream. In it, I was fucking TW’s sister Y (the ultra conservative) She was moaning and crying out as I fucked her silly. Unfortunately, TW wasn’t it bed when I rolled over. She had already started her day. DAMN IT! Now it’s going to go to waste. Luckily, that wasn’t the case.

TW soon came back to bed. Her period still hadn’t arrived in full force, so we got busy. We started off spoon style and TW had a couple of nice orgasms. As she got hornier, she pushed her way on top of me, RCG style. Holy fuck did she orgasm like that! I massaged her ass as she rode me, my hands kneading her ass cheeks as she came. At one point, she did something she’s never done before. She fucked me while lieing flat on top of me, and when I mean flat, I mean flat. Her legs were stretched straight out, as was her torso and arms. It was quite erotic for us. I made sure my cock didn’t slip out as I pumped her cunt.

TW then twisted around and rode me CG style. I feasted on her breasts and nipples, causing TW to have several strong orgasms. I spanked her ass a bit, until TW reminded me the kids were probably waking up. DAMN kids! Shit did TW ever come while riding me. It seemed to me that her orgasms increased in intensity as the session wore on. Since I had my morning hardon, I was in no danger of coming too soon, so TW was able to ride me to her heart’s content.

We continued to fuck CG style for a couple more orgasms before I suggested she let me dump another load in her pussy. TW was all too happy to oblige me so we got a towel spread out on the bed and I had her lie face down on the towel. TW loves this position the best I believe. As soon as I positioned my cock against her pussy lips, she started to moan. I eased my cock into her pussy and slowly started to build momentum.

As I fucked my honey, I told her what a dirty, slutty whore she is. I yanked her head back and she came violently. I held her hair in my hand as I fucked her hard and deep. All too soon I came in my honey’s cunt. She screamed out her final orgasm into the bed as I emptied my balls into her.

“WOW! Twice in nine hours. Pretty good for an old man!” TW exclaimed.

“Yeah, not bad at all for an old man.” I quickly added.

It reminded both of us when I was away at college and TW visited me for the weekend.  If my memory serves me correctly, I came for my honey 6 times in a 24 hour period. Ah, sweet youth. If I could actually get it up that many times in 24 hours these days, I doubt I’d be able to come 6 times in 24 hours. If I did, it would probably kill me.

UPDATE: Nothin’s Gonna Stop Us Now

Saw this online and just had to post it. Over 70, Over 80, Over 90 Married Sex? Why the hell not?

Lady LAKE, Fla. —

It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

“See those two?” a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. “They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!”

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.

It’s a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.

It’s a widower’s paradise, and the word on the street is that there’s a big black market for Viagra.

Though The Villages — which spans three counties with 40,000 homes and more than 70,000 residents — boasts 34 golf courses, nine country clubs, two downtown squares and a slew of restaurants and bars, getting lucky is one of the residents’ primary pastimes.

Foto Phriday #47 – Anytime, Anywhere

As I explained in our earlier post, TW likes to play, anytime, anywhere.

For example: in the bathroom,

in the hotel room,

under the Christmas tree,

at the office,

in the car, passing truckers,

or just hanging around,

my baby just loves to play. I certainly don’t blame her though, I love playing with her just as much!

Aural Sex

TW and I have been having our asses kicked by life lately. Kicked as in we’re both wore out by the end of the day; as in too damn tired in the morning to have sex; as in asleep as soon as our heads hit our respective pillows. Yeah, like that.

Luckily, I have a honey who LOVES to play with her pussy anytime, anywhere. Take this morning for instance. I got a call as I’m driving in to work and I hear the breathless voice of my wife. Before I left, she was debating getting back into bed to catch some more zzzzz’s or taking her shower. I told her to go back to bed.

She said, “You know I can’t get back to sleep once I’m up.“

I quickly reminded her that if she used one of her toys, she’d have no problem getting some more shuteye. Well, you know what she did, after all, she was breathless. I got to listen in as my honey pleasured her pussy and her clit with her favorite Christmas present, the waterproof rabbit. I told her how hard she was making me, as I heard her come again. It wasn’t a long conversation, but it was very productive. TW fell back asleep  and I continued my drive. I called her a bit later to wake her up. She should be nice and relaxed at work today for sure. Me? I’m gonna be horny as hell.

Look out ladies, you’ve got a big dork lusting after you today.

My Fingers Still Smell Like Pussy

Last night TW and I had a very unexpected, yet very hot, session.

We both went to bed tired but as we cuddled, TW and I started to get playful. I was massaging her back but soon she rolled on to her back and asked that I do the front as well. Well, I’m not turning down that opportunity. As I massaged her breasts, she took my hand and said, “Now, do down here.”

I let my fingers do the walking while my lips and tongue did a dance on her breasts and nipples. TW was wicked horny and she came as soon as I drove my fingers into her cunt. As I lapped and suckled on her nipples, I could feel her pussy gush on my hand. Her cunt was hot and wet and my fingers slid in easily.

I then focused in on her clit. Damn did TW have some strong orgasms. She was holding her breath and trying not to cry out in pleasure as my fingertip circled her clit. When I sucked on her nipples again, TW’s legs locked around my hand and she had her strongest orgasm of the night.

We soon switched to spoon position and I easily pushed my cock balls deep in her cunt. I fucked her hard and fast, pinching and twisting and pulling on her nipples. TW came like crazy and screamed out her orgasms into her pillow. We fucked for a while and then I asked her if she wanted to drink or wear my come. She told me it was my choice so I told her I owed her a pearl necklace.

TW squealed in delight and quickly positioned herself on the bed, head hanging over the side. I grabbed a towel and proceeded to have her lick my balls while I stroked my dick. I watched as she fingered herself to another orgasm. I reached down and pulled and twisted her nipples, which were still hard, and she came again. I stroked faster and faster and told her to lick my balls some more. I was past the point of no return and deposited a very large load on her tits. As the first spurt hit her breasts, TW came again, furiously fingering her clit and pushing a couple of fingers deep in her cunt.

I wish we would have had a camera handy and it was one of my better come shots. Her breasts were coated in my come and it looked perfect! We’ll have to keep a camera handy in the bedroom from now on, just so we can capture the moment.

You know, even after my shower this morning, I can still smell TW’s scent on my fingers. Simply lovely!

The Views Were Simply Stunning!

I must say, TW and I did have a great time this weekend, despite Mr. Happy’s hiccup. We were alone, got to spend some time together sans kids and still managed to get in some quality fucking. As an added bonus, I had the pleasure of seeing some quality cleavage as well.

Naturally, I got to see TW’s. She wore a a lovely low cut top when we went out to dinner. As we were being shown our table, I got to spy another nice set of titties when we passed the table of a middle aged couple (hey, wait a minute, we’re middle aged!) The woman had a nice top on as well, along with a lovely push up bra that provided some wonderful cleavage for my viewing pleasure. The final chance came yesterday when TW and I went to get her voice mail set up on her new phone. The young lady taking care of us bent over a few times to show TW how to set up her voice mail. HOLY FUCK! Very sweet. I think she knew what she was doing too because she stayed in that position for quite a while. Thank you Jesus! She also seemed to warm up to us a bit after that. Her breasts weren’t very big but they presented very nicely. Yeah, I know, I’m a PIG. That’s okay though, oink, oink, oink.

Welcome Barack! And, Mr. Happy Fails Yet Again!

First off, welcome President Obama! Very SWEET! WOO HOO! YAY! ROCK ON!

Mr. Happy had another massive failure over the weekend. BASTARD! I mean, here we are, TW and I, holed up in the hotel, toys ready, tongue ready, pussy ready and Mr. Happy takes a vacation. FUCKING BASTARD! I couldn’t believe it! It had to be the rich, succulent, tasty lobster we had for dinner. It HAD to be that, right? Luckily, my tongue was at the ready and TW has some wonderfully strong orgasms during the session. She also made herself come when I had to use the facilities. When I returned to bed, TW had this shit eating grin on her face and there was a bright red glow under the blanket. I just smiled and got down on the bed and latched onto one of her nipples. TW came immediately.

The other session we had over the weekend went quite nicely. It was a morning session which meant Mr. Happy stayed very happy indeed and TW rode me CG style to several strong orgasms. Since it was a morning session and I had my morning hardon, TW got fucked quite nicely in spoon style as well. She also got some nice oral orgasms as I licked and lapped at her pussy. Yum-yum!

Yesterday morning, before leaving the hotel, we had another rousing session. It was all spoon but it was a very intense session in which TW came forcefully several times before we headed out on the road. So, I guess it wasn’t a total bust after all. And, since I know TW will be reading this, NO, I am NOT disappointed. I know we’re getting old(er) and things are naturally slowing down but I am disappointed in Mr. Happy. Bad penis, bad, bad, bad.

As things worked out, it was an old fashioned fuck fest rather than the toy and photo laden session we anticipated. TW orgasmed a lot though, so that’s all that mattered. I love making her come, especially with my tongue.

Hotel Sex

TW and I are off again on another road trip this weekend. We’re taking LP up to visit her brother (and, by default, his campus) for the weekend. We’re leaving tonight and will be back on Monday. As you all enjoy your weekends, please be sure to think of us as TW and I have some wild, uninhibited, crazed hotel sex. LP will be staying with CB’s girlfriend so TW and I will be left all alone.      YES!

I think we’ll be having a spanking session or two and I’m sure TW will be getting a pearl necklace as well. Of course, we could be tied up all weekend.  Who knows? Maybe we’ll run naked through the hotel halls. You just never know!