One And Done

Well, if you’ve come here to hear about the hot wild Monkey Sex we had last night, you’re gonna be very disappointed. TW fell asleep on the couch, I nearly fell asleep at the computer, and there was no sex to be had. Even this morning, we were both so wiped out that we didn’t think about sex. I know it happens, but it still frustrates us to no end. Oh well, there’s always tonight or tomorrow morning. So much for ending that funk, eh?

All Oral, All The Time

TW got treated to a wonderfully hot oral session last night. Once again, we were both pretty tired, but we were determined not to let that stop us. When TW got to bed, I massaged her body from head to toe. When I got down to her ass, I playfully slapped it a few times. She quickly changed positions and offered up her pussy to my lips and tongue. I dove right in and TW was had herself several very strong, legs locked around my head, pussy grinding into my face, almost falling off the bed orgasms. It was short, sweet and very hot. I got to twist and pull on her nipples as well. We drifted off to sleep not too long afterward and both of us had a pretty good night’s sleep. Next up on the agenda: some pussy pounding, hair pulling, ass spanking, face fucking, come wearing sex.

Our Departure Will Be Delayed Due To Mechanical Problems

No, not those kinds of mechanical problems. I’m talking about the faulty wiring in my head lately. I’m still not right and it shows, both in my actions and in our lack of sexing it up lately. I have to learn to NOT blog here when I’m not right in the head. It just confuses people and makes me look like a whiny bitch. (Okay, I AM a whiney bitch, but you folks don’t need to deal with that.) I have another blog where I can let my whiny bitch run free.

Anyway, due to a very busy schedule, and the fact that I’m fucked in the head, we haven’t had any sex lately. In fact, I think the weekend was sexless. THAT hasn’t happened, other than when TW has her period, in a long time. I’m hoping this damned mental illness disappears soon. I’m sure TW’s period is due to arrive soon and I don’t want to leave her hanging.

“Who The Fuck Are You?”

“Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, tell me, who are you?
(Who are you? Who?)
I really wanna know
(Who?)
Oh, I really wanna know
(Who?)
Come on tell me, who are you, you, you, oh, you?”

Who Are You, by The Who

TW and I live a fine line in our blogging life. How much info do we give out without revealing too much of who we are and where we live. I have to resist the temptation to give out too much info. Yes, I’m a braggart. People who knew us in the past would be shocked, no, make that

SHOCKED

to discover who writes this blog, not to mention current family and co-workers who might recognize themselves in these posts. TW and I really both wish we could just be totally open with our readers but, let’s be realistic; in this country, being naked and having fun is SINFUL! Just take a look around at the headlines about people losing their jobs because they posed nude years before they got their jobs. Hell, raping the planet and plundering people’s life savings is all fine and dandy, but, don’t you dare get naked! No, not for you. Our priorities here in the States are totally fucked up. I mean, I take Jesus’ words, “Love Thy Neighbor” literally. Trust me, I have a list of my neighbors and FCs that I want to shower my love upon.

So, for now, we remain anonymous. I don’t know if TW will ever change her mind about that. She still freaks about the kids and her family finding our pics. I say, let them find them. We’re married, we have sex, let them just fucking deal with it. I’m hoping once the kids are out of the house and TW and I move far, far, far away from her family that we’ll be able to reveal ourselves. Of course, the blog will be different, it will be “Over 60 Married Sex.” Then TW will worry about the grandkids finding out. 

EDIT: I have been in a foul mood lately. It came to a head last night at LP’s game. I reverted back to the loud mouthed, angry parent that I was before. Not good. I don’t know what caused it. The girls on the team played their hearts out and we did win, but something wasn’t right with me. For a while, I thought I was having a heart attack. Maybe I’m gonna die soon. I don’t know. I just know that everything is pissing me off, including this blog. I’ve turned off comments before, since no one seemed to be using them. I’m tempted to do that again. We ask for feedback and get zip, nada, zero. Fuck it. If all anyone cares about is pics,  then that’s the direction I’ll go.

I’ve said before that we don’t care about stats but it’s frustrating to watch them go off the chart every time we post pics. Well, if that’s the way folks want it, we can do that. Less recaps and more net pics seem to be what everyone likes, so maybe that’s the way I’ll go. TW could care less what I do. She’s told me before that she can live without it and, since I do the vast majority of updating it, it might be a step I take. I don’t know. I’m gonna wait until I calm down a bit before making a decision, or not, who the fuck cares and who the fuck knows?

Short But Sweet And Orgasmic

TW and I enjoyed a very short, but very hot, session last night. We were both pretty tired but I gave TW a nice massage and playfully teased her pussy. We still didn’t think we’d get it in but once we  started kissing, well, things  “sprung up” quite nicely. TW and I have always enjoyed kissing. There’s just something about being lip locked with someone that turns the two of us on. As we kissed, TW played with my hardening cock while I teased her nipples with my fingertips.

TW then took control and mounted up CG style. She rocked her hips back and forth while humping my cock. We continued our passionate kisses as TW rode me to one strong orgasm after another. When I suckled her tits, TW’s pussy creamed on my dick. TW had some pretty intense orgasms before rolling off me and on to her side. I tucked in behind her, spread her pussy lips with my fingers and thrust my cock into her hot cunt.

I pumped TW quickly and deeply. I’m sure the cabinets were shaking like crazy. We didn’t care. I pumped faster and faster until I pulled out and TW took my cock into her mouth. I let loose with a very large load. I had my first triple orgasm in a long time. What a rush! TW swallowed it all, not spilling a drop. What a good, little cock sucker. We then cuddled up and fell asleep.

To say the two of us needed last night’s session would be an understatement. We’ve both been on edge lately but I think last night’s orgasms took care of that. WHEW!

DreamWeaver Redux

I had the strangest dream last night. It wasn’t strange due to the content but due to the people who were in it. It featured John Wayne, in a video store, helping me pick out some of my favorite JW movies (I got the boxed set of all his best!). It also featured my first puppy love crush, L.

L was the first girl I really wanted. It was fourth grade and I fell head over heels in love with her. That lasted all the way until eigth grade when we went to separate high schools. My lust/desire was never returned. I was just way too damn shy to ask her out after a first kiss incident back in fourth grade. Let’s just say she wasn’t happy about the kiss. Anyway, after that I pulled way back and have always been shy about approaching women. It’s a wonder I’m married at all! Anyway, L and I were getting ready to make out. I guess I’d put our dream ages at late 20’s, early 30’s. Just as we were about to lock lips, L morphed into one of my wife’s female cousins.

Now, this didn’t put a damper on the dream as I’d be kissing cousins with her cousin if I could. However, work called and next thing I knew, she was headed out the door to her job. She gave me a conspiratorial wink as she headed out the door and that’s when I woke up.

Go ahead, just try to analyze that! I triple dog dare you!

Hot Weekend With A Hot Slut

TW and I are back from our weekend world wind tour of four states. CB had two games this weekend, one on Friday, which they won BIG, and one on Sunday in which they pulled out a squeaker. LP was able to attend with us on Sunday but TW and I were alone on Friday and enjoyed a very orgasmic ride to and from the game. Hell, one lucky truck driver got to see the twins on the ride home. More would have seen them if they’d been looking! Dummies!

The drive out featured TW getting her pussy pleased with my fingertips. She was having trouble falling asleep so she did the next best thing, she pulled her pants down and let me finger fuck her. She was asleep in no time. The best was yet to come on the ride home.

After taking the boy out to eat after the game, TW and I headed home. TW was in a heightened state of arousal. After getting on the highway, she changed into a short skirt and an easily accessible top. Oh the fun we did have. TW had brought along some toys to play with as we rode home. First up was the portable rabbit…

The little rabbit, that sounds like a nest of angry bees, really did a number on TW. She played it all over her clit and came like the slut she is. We even passed several truckers as she buzzed her clit, but, none of them were looking. Still, TW was hot as we drove along and played with her pussy and clit. I got to use the rabbit as well, focusing in on her clit and causing TW to have several strong, screaming orgasms. We gave the baby rabbit a rest and brought out the big gun…

HOLY SHIT, did TW ever have the orgasms using this one. Her whole body went rigid when she came. She was pushed back into the seat until she finally released the seat back and she was lieing flat on the seat. She fucked her cunt with the twisting, turning dildo while the rabbit attachment buzzed her clit into a frenzy. We didn’t pass any truckers while she was using it but damn she was loud. I told her to let loose and scream as loudly as she wanted, no one would hear her. While she played with her pussy, I was twising and pulling on her nipples. TW’s orgasms were very intense and she soon had to stop.

She didn’t fall asleep though and I was soon knuckle deep in her cunt again. We played some more, using both the portable rabbit and the flogger. Yes, TW had a need to be treated like the dirty, slutty whore she is. As she abused her clit with the rabbit, I was busy flogging her tits and thighs and pussy. Her orgasms were insanely wild. She was actually rocking the car at one point, she was moving so much. When flogging her thighs got to be too intense for her, she shifted so I could flog her sexy ass. After a nice, healthy flogging, TW needed a break.

While TW rested, she got the opportunity to flash some truckers. Unfortunately, only one of them was looking. It comes pretty natural to her now, driver looks, if TW is in the mood, he gets to see some titty. After we passed him, I told her he had a passenger with him. I couldn’t see if it was a male or female, but TW got all shy about it. She was playing with me, of course; as I said, it comes naturally to her now.

After having rested a bit, TW once again went to the portable rabbit. This time, in addition to using in on herself, I got the pleasure of the buzz as well. TW massaged my hardening cock with the rabbit. When she buzzed my ball sack, WOW, what a charge! We played some more before calling it a day.

On Saturday, we drove up with LP so that she could spend some time with her brother. The game wasn’t until Sunday, so TW and I got a hotel room. Yes, hot, sticky, messy, orgasmic hotel sex was on the agenda! LP was staying the night with her brother in his dorm room. Unfortunately, we were both so tired Saturday night that it wasn’t messy or sticky. We tried shower sex but Mr. Happy wasn’t having any of that. BASTARD! When we retired to bed though, he made up for his shower faux pas and was able to fuck TW to several orgasms.

Sunday morning, TW and I had a great CG, Oral, Spoon session. TW came wildly as she fucked me CG style. Her back was arched, her tits roughly manhandled by me, and her hips pumped her sopping cunt on my cock. We then switched to 69 and I ate TW to several strong orgasms before we switched to Spoon. I really gave it to TW in the Spoon position. In fact, I was gripping the edge of the bed just so I could thrust harder and deeper into her juicy cunt. TW screamed out her orgasms into the pillows as I abused her pussy.

Damn, hotel sex is GREAT!

We Don’t Know How It Happened

But TW and I have been caught on camera! We know, we’re shocked that someone caught us without our knowledge! All we can do is post the pic and you can see for yourself.

We don’t know if we can continue on with this blog now that we’ve been “discovered.“

Not Home Alone, No, Not For You!

Well, like everything else in our life lately, our night alone was not. By the time I finished working on my servers last night, both LP and FM were home. It was okay though, TW and I got in a wonderful session last night. We got in another great one this morning as well.

Last night, I was lieing in bed waiting for TW. I feigned being asleep and TW called my bluff by stripping down and sitting on my face. What a woman! I ate her to several orgasms before we switched it up and went at it spoon style. I fucked TW hard and fast, not worrying if the kids heard us or not. (Okay, to be honest, FM was on a road trip last night and LP was fast asleep on the couch, so, in reality, neither one of them had the chance to hear us.) We finished up with TW sucking me off to a delightful, mouth filling, double orgasm. Like the true cock sucking slut she is, she didn’t miss a drop. We soon fell fast asleep.

This morning, much like yesterday, I stayed in bed until TW got LP off to school. TW came back to the bedroom to find me, once again, stretched out on the bed, throbbing hardon in hand. TW quickly stripped down and teased my dick with her lips and tits. She then mounted up CG style and rode me for all she was worth. I suckled on her breasts and pulled her hair. TW recently got a haircut and commented that it hurt a bit more when I tugged on her shorter hair. Still, it didn’t stop her from orgasming.

We then switched to Spoon style and I fucked TW hard and fast from behind. After a few orgasms, we switched it up again and hit 69. Damn, I LOVE pussy in the morning! TW loves it when I eat her, and not just in the morning. TW sucked my dick while I worked her pussy into a sloppy mess. My face was covered with her juices as I feasted on her cunt.

For our finale, I decided to take her doggy style on the edge of the bed. Standing on my tip toes, I drove my cock fast and deep into her pussy. TW screamed out her orgasms into the bed. I finally had to pull out because I was close to coming. TW asked if I was alright. I told her no, but she could make it alright by sucking on my dick. She scooted over and took my cock into her mouth. I lasted no more than ten seconds or so before I shot a large load down my honey’s throat. TW swallowed it all and proudly exclaimed that she didn’t miss a drop. God, I love this woman!

Two Fer One

TW and I had a couple of very nice, orgasmic sessions this morning. It’s good to be a gangsta, and, it’s good to be finally getting over this damned cold. It’s been a rough two weeks of no sex. Hopefully, TW and I will make up for it in the coming days.

The first session was a surprise for TW. She’s often told me that if I find myself with a morning hardon, I shouldn’t be afraid to roll over and use it. Well, after visiting the bathroom at about four in the morning, I found myself with a raging hard on. Hmm, what to do, WHAT to do?

I got back in bed and cuddled up behind TW. Even in her sleepy state she could feel my hard cock throbbing against her ass. She reached back, took hold of my cock and positioned it at the entrance of her pussy. As always, TW was wet and ready to go. I worked my cock into her cunt and we had ourselves a nice, sleepy, but orgasmic, spoon session. While we fucked, I did something I swore I wouldn’t do anymore. Yes, that’s right, I thought about fucking one of the SILs, Z, to be exact. She’s always been my go to fuck crush. Damn her and her sexy body! Of course, TW was involved in the daydream as well. Can’t have one without the other you know.

In the dream, Z and I were in her bedroom. Her bedroom has a nice, big, four post bed, along with a wall of mirrors. We started off kissing and playing with one another before moving on to the main event. I didn’t fuck her, I left that job for our big black dildo. I suction cupped it against the mirrored wall, had her back onto it and off we went. As she fucked herself on that big black dick, I was busily fucking her face. TW, naked and hot, walked into the room and proceeded to grind her wet pussy on my face. I eagerly lapped and licked at her wet cunt, making her scream out in orgasm. I heard and felt Z moan around my cock as she fucked herself silly on the dildo. The mirrors were wet around the fake cock as Z had several very strong orgasms and squirted her juices all over the mirrors. The daydream ended soon after with all four sisters tied to the sides of the bed, legs and arms spread out, pussies waiting for my cock.

The second session was much more in your face and wild. After getting LP off to school, TW came back to bed. When she entered the bedroom, I was stretched out on the bed, hard cock sticking straight up, waiting for her to mount up. TW quickly stripped down and mounted my cock. She easily slid down, until her pussy lips tickled my ball sack. Damn, it always feels great to be in her pussy. It’s so damned hot and wet.

TW started to fuck herself on my dick while I played with her tits and nipples. Just watching her come is a delight. She throws her head back, tits jutting out proudly, while her hips rock back and forth. I love watching her come, especially when she can really let go, like this morning. She moaned, she groaned, she screamed, her body was in constant motion. God, I love running my hands all over her body while she fucks me. It’s the greatest feeling in the world.

After a while, TW wanted some oral action so we switched to 69. TW took my cock into her mouth and I eagerly licked her pussy, once she lowered it onto my face (she’s such a tease sometimes) TW had some of the strongest orgasms of the morning as I ate her out and fucked her face. When I started to spank her, she exploded. Her pussy gushed on my face as each stroke found it’s mark. By the end of the 69 session, TW’s ass was bright red and hot to the touch. She even tried to stop me at one point but I grabbed her hand and held it fast. This seemed to cause her to orgasm even harder. I really must tie her up more often. As I pumped her face and she ground her wet pussy against my face, I reached down and twisted her nipple. TW moaned loudly around my cock and I felt her pussy gush. Yummy!

TW rolled off me and assumed the spoon position. I easily slipped into her well lubed pussy and started to stroke her hard and fast. I felt my orgasm build so I withdrew my dick and got down between her legs. More pussy for breakfast! I eagerly lapped and licked her clit. Her legs squeezed my head as she came violently several times. We thrashed around the bed as I kept my lips upon her pussy and my fingers pulled and pinched her nipples.  She had one final violent orgasm before drifting off to sleep. I suckled on her nipples as she slept before kissing her upside down.  She laughed saying my beard was tickling her face. I headed for the shower and TW got some more sleep, while I headed off to work.

It was a very nice start to, what we hope will be, a very orgasmic period before her next cycle arrives. Word is, we’ll be alone when I get home tonight. Let the screaming begin!