HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

“Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Haaaaaaapy Anniversary.

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Anniversary.

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Anniversary.

Oooooooooooooooooo.

Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Haaaaaaapy Anniversary.

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Anniversary.

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Anniversary.

Oooooooooooooooooo.“

(Kudos to you if you know where that’s from.)

TW and I celebrated our 30th dating anniversary today. Yes, it’s been 30 delightfully manic, crazy as fuck, years since we first started going out. Sure there have been times when she wanted to wring my neck (like the 3 or 4 times I broke up with her in our first year or two of dating) but that’s all behind us. Like I tell her, we got rid of the stupid shit early.

Anyway, we had a hell of a celebration this morning, totally unexpected and totally frickin’ HOT!

It started out normally enough. Both TW and I were tired from a long night of watching TV. We just couldn’t get to sleep and so, I called in to take a half vacation day. Well, I wound up using a whole day.

After calling in my half-day and hitting the snooze alarm multiple times, TW and I began to make out some. We were kissing and feeling one another up. Then, I began to work on her tits: kissing, licking, suckling them, until TW was ready for fucking. We started off Missionary, which for me is always problematic due to the fact that I get to the point of no return much more quickly. I don’t know if it’s watching TW’s titties sway back and forth, or if it’s watching her face contort in extreme pleasure. Whatever it is, it’s usually not a very long Missionary session. Today was different though. I had my morning hardon and we had just started. I got to watch TW’s titties move about and I got to watch her face contort in pleasure. Hell, I had her legs up over my shoulders and my cock buried cervix deep in her cunt. I was busy working her tits as well with my tongue and my teeth. It was quite a vigorous screaming session. No kids in the house to hear TW wail, and wail she did!

We moved into spoon position and TW had several strong, vocal orgasms. It may have been the hair pulling, or, maybe it was the spanking, maybe it was both. Whatever it was, TW was coming wildly as I fucked her. She screamed out her orgasms, mostly into her pillow.

We then switched to CG style where TW was able to wail away at will. She sank slowly on my shaft as I reached up and twisted and tugged on her nipples. Her back arched and she came. I then began to spank her again and TW exploded in orgasm. Her voice was loud as she wailed away and came. It was all I could do to keep her upright on  my dick as she kept falling forward towards the headboard. I improvised a bit and just hung on to her tits. I was able to keep her from bashing her skull in on the headboard. It wouldn’t do to kill her on our anniversary.

After several more intense orgasms, some of which included TW rubbing her clit across my shaft, TW dismounted and proceeded to suck on my cock. As she sucked my cock in and out of her hot mouth, I lightly stroked her ass and pussy with my finger tips. When I worked one, and then two, fingers into her sopping cunt, TW again came violently. I frigged her clit while she bounced around on my other finger and sucked my cock balls deep. Her orgasms were very strong and she soaked the sheets and my hand with her come.

TW’s period is due any day and she’s been spotting every now and then, (No, she’s not pregnant, that would be a horrific tragedy, although quite funny. Besides, she got her period later on in the day),  so we haven’t been doing the oral thing. I checked my fingers for blood and, seeing none, dove right in. HOLY FUCK did TW ever come!  She was screaming around my dick as she pumped her pussy all over my face.  I concentrated on keeping my tongue in contact with her clit even though she was wildly thrashing about the bed. I also took the opportunity to spank her ass again. I was hoping for a “Gee, I think I made her pass out” orgasm. I didn’t get it, but, I was damned close, as TW finally had to push me away to catch her breath. She didn’t stay away too long though.

After catching her breath, TW remounted, only this time it was RCG. I got to watch her sexy buns turn a bright shade of red as I spanked her and she fucked my cock. At one point, I had her  hands pinned behind her back while I violently fucked her cunt. She was screaming and moaning and coming the whole time. I felt her pussy gush on my cock a few times, especially when I was spanking her sexy ass. When we finished, it was a nice cherry red in color and hot to the touch.

The session finished with me gently kissing her titties and her lips. Although tired, we both got up, showered and headed off for lunch and some shopping. Got some kick ass DVD’s. Father’s Day is coming up don’t you know.

How did you guys spend your day?

Memorial Day

As you celebrate the upcoming three day holiday, (aka Unofficial Start Of Summer here in the states) please pause to remember the men and women who laid down their lives that we may live in a free society. Too often we Americans overlook the true meaning of our holidays. I feel this is one that gets overlooked very easily.

May whatever god there is bless the families of the fine men and women who offered the supreme sacrifice for our country.

Let’s put the Memory back in Memorial Day.

Speaking Of Hot Over Forty Married Sex….

TW and I had quite the orgasmic session this morning. I was up early to make sure LP was up to study for a test today. When I got back to bed, I thought I’d try out my newly shaved face on TW’s pussy. You know, just to make sure it feels good for her.

Before we got to that part of the session though, I put TW through her paces via a wonderfully orgasmic Spoon and CG session. I suckled on her marvelous titties and worked her pussy until it was a sloppy, wet mess. Time to test out my face.

I pulled out of TW’s cunt and told her I needed to try my face out on her pussy. She squealed with delight and we quickly moved into 69. Oh the orgasms my honey did have! In face, she almost drew blood from my dick with her teeth. It’s all good though, as my tongue did a magical dance on her clit. I even found a new way to make her orgasm harder than she usually does. A little hair tugging while 69′ing goes a long way to getting my baby hotter than hell. By the time I was finished, TW was a panting, breathless, satisfied woman. I gently suckled on her breasts as she came down from her orgasmic high. I then moved over her and entered her Missionary style.

We didn’t fuck very long this way as I needed to come. I asked her if she’d like to swallow or wear my come. She chose to swallow my load. Well, for the first time in a very long time, TW didn’t swallow every drop. She was lieing face down on the bed, propped up on her elbows, sucking on my cock. I grabbed her head and fucked her face for all I was worth. When I shot my load, it went straight to the back of her throat and TW temporarily lost the ability to breath while her throat tried to process my come. I heard her gag a couple of times but I was too focused on emptying my load into her mouth. When I finally finished, TW had a mouthful of come, which she then quickly sucked down. I shot a rather large load as I haven’t come in a while.

After showering and coming back to the bed, I noticed a wet spot right about where TW’s head was positioned as she sucked me off.

“Hmm, you seemed to have missed some, sexy.“

“Yeah, well, I was a little short of air for a while. Your first shot hit the back of my throat and my airway closed. You kept coming and coming and coming, it was hard for me to catch up. But, as you know, I did, didn’t I?“

“Yeah, Hot Stuff, you sure did. You sure do like my come don’t you?“

“Mmm, good.“

Nice way to start the day.

FUCK YEAH!

God damned right we’re the best in the sack! Now you know the secret of how TW and I can still do it all the time.

I’M A FUCKING NERD IN I.T.!

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The line forms to the right, ladies.

Ladies, Pay Me Some Homage!

SWEET!

Meanwhile, I’m Still Thinkin’

Just not as hard and, definitely, not as much. My brain is on cruise control and that’s all I have to say.

So, I Was Thinking.

I  had a brainstorm this morning, but, unfortunately, it was just a light shower. It did get me to thinking about how much I love sex and think about it on a daily basis.

I think I’ve mentioned before that I have a very active fantasy life, both normal and sexual. I’ve always been a day dreamer. I have that hero complex thing going on as well, hence my desire to “rescue” the SILs from their humdrum sex lives. So, how much do I really think about sex on a daily basis?

TONS!

Literally, I think about sex probably every 5-10 minutes. Seriously. I get up to get a cup of coffee,  I wonder what the ladies will be wearing today. Is it low cut, tight, revealing? I wonder how they’d be in bed with TW and I. TW’s always part of my daydreaming, wether it be with her sisters, my co-workers, old girlfriends, or the always present group of guys, TW’s is there. She’s such a BIG part of my life, I can’t leave her out!

On the drive to and from work, all I think about is having TW next to me flashing her titties at truck drivers. I have one fantasy where her and X and Z take turns riding in the passenger seat flashing. Hell, I have one where two out of the three are flashing truckers, one in front and one in back. Yeah, good times. Then there’s the fantasy where we get pulled over by the cops, one male, one female. The take turns using and abusing TW while I’m forced to watch from the backseat of the cruiser. That’s one of TW’s favorites as well.

Growing up as shy as I was, my fantasy life was always a release. I was so painfully shy, I couldn’t approach a girl and talk to her. I’d start sweating and getting all nervous, not very endearing to the critical eye of a grade school crush. So, I internalized a LOT. When I discovered porn, it was great. I fell in love with it. Every chance I got I was reading stories or looking at pics. I love all kinds of porn, but have a special place in my heart (or dick, whichever you prefer) for group sex and come shots. Whenever I feel down or stressed, porn gets me out of my funk. I’ve written stories on Literotica under several different nome de plumes and enjoy getting the fantasies out of my head and into the “real” world.

Okay, so where is this all heading? I believe the wonderful, varied sex life that TW and I enjoy is a direct result of my thinking about sex all the time. Am I a sex addict? No, I don’t believe I am. Although I think about it a lot, I’m not actively ruining my marriage and lifetime commitment to TW by seeking it outside of our bed. Oh, I’d love to have sex with each and every woman I see that arouses me, but it’s definitely sex that includes TW.

When we first started getting serious enough to get married, TW and I made an agreement: If someone wanted to have sex with one of us, they’d have to have sex with both of us. It’s worked pretty well over the years, although I do have to admit, I came very close to breaking that vow. I’m not proud of it and yes, alcohol was VERY much involved. In fact, it’s one of the reasons I watch my alcohol intake carefully these days. Well, that and I’m an old fart and my liver gives me grief if I drink heavily. Anyway, I tend to get infatuated with sexy women very easily (see “S” from work) and get taken in if they show me any type of interest or affection. (That is, I read it wrong. I think they want to sex me while they think of me as a friend. ) If I was seeing a head shrinker, they’d probably tell me it was my issues of abandonment since I was given up for adoption. Yeah, right. I’m getting over that though. I keep tight reign on my emotions these days and realize, much to my chagrin, that women don’t think of me “that way.” I don’t fall in puppy love like I used to. Yes, dear readers, I’m an attention whore, but then you already knew that.

So, TW is the focus of my fantasies and daydreams. I really would love to see her gangbanged or be the focus of a swinger’s party. I think she’d have a blast with it and I’d be pretty damned psyched as well. It’s funny, as long as we’ve been fucking around, we still get turned on by one another. A small kiss here and a playful grab there and I’m ready to get down between her legs and please her any way I can. Our sex life has definitely improved over the years and only seems to be getting better as the years go by. I’m loving every second of it and looking forward to many more years of fantasy fun.

Praising God On A Sunday Morning

TW and I praised God, (in bed, in our own unique way,) yesterday morning. We had a rousing sex session that featured Spoon, CG, Oral, 69 and lots of flogging.

We started off Spoon style but quickly positioned ourselves in CG. As I pumped TW’s sopping wet cunt and suckled on her tits, TW reached over and pulled out the flogger. YES! I quickly began to strap her ass as she humped me to one orgasm after another. She had some really violent orgasms, especially when I would take her nipples into my mouth.

TW then got off me and positioned her pussy over my face. As we 69′d, I again grabbed the flogger and worked over her sexy ass. As each stroke fell, TW took more of my dick into her mouth. Her nose was soon rubbing my balls as her pussy soaked my face and her whole body shook as she orgasmed. She finally gave up on sucking my cock to focus on her orgasms. I thumb fucked her for a bit before she got off me.

She didn’t stay disconnected very long though as she then sat on my face. YES! I love it when she does this. I can watch her face as she comes on my tongue. I can also grab hold of those marvelous titties of her and play with them all I want. After a few more bed rocking orgasms, TW and I started our days.

Praise God! Allelujah!

Late Night Session

TW and I got in a nice little session right before bed, and, right before One A.M. local time. We got sucked into a very stupid zombie movie (or as TW likes to say, a normal zombie movie because ALL zombie movies are stupid) and stayed up way past our normal bed time. Yes youngins, it IS a bitch getting old!

As I awaited TW to come out of the bathroom, I was stretched out sideways on the bed. I had my eyes closed when TW arrived and she immediately began sucking on my dick. I thought Mr. Happy was gonna have another failure, but after TW moved up to kiss me, Mr. Happy got very happy indeed!

TW mounted up CG style and I played with her tits and nipples, pinching and pulling on them as she came on my cock. I also got some delightfully delicious sucking in as well, as TW would fall forward from time to time as she came. We then moved to Spoon style and TW enjoyed some very intense orgasms, especially when I tugged on her hair. We then drifted off to sleep, as I had no urge to come.

We’ve got another pretty busy weekend coming up, so sex time is going to be at a minimum. I’m sure we can fit it in somewhere.

Have a good weekend everyone.

Mmm, Pussy

Another wonderful kitty licking session last night, this one after dinner. YUM.