Damn it! Am I in a bad way. Stayed home from work today. I doubt they’ll be any sex in the M-D household until this heathen, Mr. Phlegm, is banished. I’m sick, (yeah, no shit there right?) and I have the most delightfully, aggravating phlegm ball in the back of my throat. As I tossed and turned last night, Mr. Phlegm moved right along with me, causing me to cough. YUCK!
Fucking Sodding Bastard!