HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

I’d be remiss, and, quite frankly, TW will lay one upside my head if I don’t mention it,

HAPPY

MOTHER’S

DAY!

There, I feel better now. You know, I offered to make TW a mom again and she actually reached through the phone, bitch-slapped me and screamed, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?”  Then she went on to explain that we could practice making babies all we wanted. We just can’t actually produce one.

I wonder if I could convince any of her sisters to take me up on the offer. Nah, they’d never go for it! Besides, I’m over them, remember? 😉

One last thing, if you’re not a mom yet and would like to become one, send an e-mail to MrMrsM…. OW! Come on TW, I was only kidding!

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