Tiger Jokes? Too Early? Nahhhhhhhhhh

Tiger jokes, too early? Nah.

Numbers 9, 12  & 13 are the best.

> Joke 1:

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> Did you hear that Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree…he couldn’t

> decide between a wood and an iron.

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> Joke 2:

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> They asked Tiger’s wife what she was doing out of the house at 2 in the

> morning and she said she was out clubbing.

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> Joke 3:

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> What’s the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a Titleist golf

> ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball over 350 yards.

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> Joke 4:

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> Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a

> hole in one.

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> Joke 5:

>

> Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

>

> Joke 6:

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> This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

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> Joke 7:

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> Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever

> had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

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> Joke 8:

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> After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a

> tree

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> Joke 9:

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> Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is

> his wife

>

> Joke 10:

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> Tiger drives his Escalade, hits a tree hits a fire hydrant, goes

> airborne and lands on a stranger’s front lawn.

>

> So “Is Tigers’ Caddie on the green in two? ”

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> Joke 11:

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> I’m not surprised to hear about Tiger’s crash – he hasn’t been able to

> drive straight for years

>

> Joke 12:

> Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set

> of drivers. Said the clubs are to be named Elin Woods… and marketed as

> “clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

>

> Joke 13:

> Claims that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a “Rescue Club” now have

> been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to

> knock the shit out of a Driver.

>

> Joke 14:

> News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger

> Woods’ crash. They are calling it, ” Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

>

> Joke 15:

> Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his

> new name?: Cheetah
EDIT: New photo found!