Since It’s Lent

Q: What is Christianity?
A: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master. So he can then remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced, by a talking snake, to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.

3 thoughts on “Since It’s Lent

  1. I’m a bit surprised that you are not catching any real negative flack with this and today’s post. But…I love them both!!

    The Bible like a lot of religious books seems to be very flexible. The same book is used for justification by pro-slavery and anti-slavery people, rich ripping off the poor and assuring us that rich people don’t go to Heaven. The wonders never cease eh?

    • I was surprised as well. I thought for sure I’d hear it from someone. But, I like to hope that my readers have a sense of humor. Growing up, I always liked the “laughing” Jesus photos. People always overlook that aspect of him.

      Yeah, the Bible has been used to subjugate and enslave people for ages. Thou shall not kill, unless it’s in war or capital punishment. It has a great set of rules, but I don’t believe it’s God’s word. It’s much too misogynic and has been edited too many times for my taste.

  2. Fuuuuuunnny!

    Hey Mr TH, I think you are going through MEN-o-PAUSE….lol…
    Take it easy on yourself, exercise (you seem to be doing that already) and enjoy the ride.

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