Shy Turtle

Weird title to this post, no? Well, it refers to what my testicles will be doing tonight. As of right now, LP has a game scheduled for later tonight. Temp at game time? 40 and falling. YES! No, wait, NO! My boys are gonna migrate their way up into my abdomen to stay warm. No doubt whatever swimmers I have left will appreciate the boys hiding like a shy turtle.

Of course, I’m sure whatever swimmers are left are swimming very slowly and very awkwardly. Yes, they’re retarded, just like me.

One thought on “Shy Turtle

  1. Good luck with the game.

    But, it will be ok. I’m sure TW will be able to work some magic, and get those bad boys back where they belong once your back home.

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