Weird title to this post, no? Well, it refers to what my testicles will be doing tonight. As of right now, LP has a game scheduled for later tonight. Temp at game time? 40 and falling. YES! No, wait, NO! My boys are gonna migrate their way up into my abdomen to stay warm. No doubt whatever swimmers I have left will appreciate the boys hiding like a shy turtle.
Of course, I’m sure whatever swimmers are left are swimming very slowly and very awkwardly. Yes, they’re retarded, just like me.