You Are Fucking Kidding Me, Right?

Well, in God’s everlasting attempt to totally screw with me, TW got her period today. That would be 21 days since the last time she got her period. As in about 6 days before it’s normally due. There goes the hotel sex, there goes the photo ops, there goes our nice relaxing weekend away. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

You know, I don’t ask for all that much, well, okay I do, but still to crush our chance at HHMS is just cruel and unusual punishment. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I’m beside myself with grief. Sure, the important thing is being together and seeing my dad, but come on, it was a chance at HHMS! How often do you get that? FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Oh well, I should have anticipated it. When it comes to my life, God is the ultimate jokester.

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

4 thoughts on “You Are Fucking Kidding Me, Right?

  1. This might be a good time to experiment and do some things that you don’t do too often. And if you do make a mess, you don’t have to clean it up. 😀

    I hope that you can still find ways to enjoy to the private moments during your time in California.

  2. I hate when that happens! But I agree with Moose, try and make the most of the opportunity. If TW is up to it there are lots of things that can be done that don’t got “there” including BJs, breast and nipple play (for both of you), maybe even some bondage play. We had some HHMS one time with white fabric bandage tape. Tear it into strips and tape around and over body parts. Go out to dinner with some of that perking up your nipples!
    Good luck, we’re looking forward to hearing all about it

  3. Whoa! Bummer dude (and dudette). Well, as Maxine is so fond of saying “Life gives ya lemons? Stick’em in your bra. Can’t hurt, might help”
    Have a good weekend anyway. That’s just one of the many pleasure places for the both of you but if she just put her head in your lap while you watch a movie on TV, how many orgasms might she be able to coax out of YOU in an evening?
    At least the kids are out of the house.
    How many tiny kisses might it take for you to go from TW’s left nipple to her right if she slowly rolled over and you had to go around the “back” way.
    Have a great visit with your dad.
    Moose

Comments are closed.