Stop Tormenting Me!

Work has been tough today. I have two users wearing skin tight jeans, three more with low cut tops and a handful who just look pretty damn good today. It’s been very difficult to maintain eye contact but I’ve succeeded so far. Needless to say, I’m pretty damn proud of that. Not that I’m NOT looking, that just ain’t me, no, I just have to be very careful of when I look.

Why must they torment me this way?