Further More I Hope My Meaning Won’t Be Lost Or Misconstrued…

Okay, something got lost in translation on my last post. Make no mistake, I KNOW  I’m the luckiest Mother Fucker on the face of the planet. I’m VERY GRATEFUL  for what TW and I have and do to each other.

No, I was pissing and moaning about the lack of opportunities to further our life experiences. Life is all about learning new things. How can we learn if we’re not given the opportunity?

MCB: We saw the doctor earlier this week. After looking at the MRI, he believes he can do the procedure on TW. So, there is at least hope on that end. Now all we have to do is wait until the insurance approves it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, we’ll probably be dead before they do that. Fuckers.

We Need Some New Friends

Well, truth be told, we actually need friends, period.

TW and I have been most spectacularly unsuccessful in keeping any type of friendship with people we’ve known over the years. Oh sure, we have friends that we can talk to about normal daily stuff, but we really don’t have anyone we can talk sex with. Online friends don’t count. No, they really don’t. Nice try though. 😉

Anyway, yesterday I was thinking about (and surfing porn about) TW getting fucked by a black guy. The thought and vision of a large black dick stretching her pussy lips out as the guy fucks her had me hard all afternoon. Anyway, I realized that for the most part, it’s my though alone. I really can’t tell anyone about it. TW’s tired of hearing it and with her back problems, let’s be realistic, it’s NEVER gonna happen.

It would be kinda cool to talk to someone about it though. Just to get the thoughts out of my head and out in the open. I can’t just call up my brother and talk about it. Nor do I have any close friends who I can chat with either. It’s frustrating for me. TW has a female friend or two, but they’re pretty vanilla. I don’t think she’d be comfortable with TW telling them she’d like a big, fat, black cock splitting her pussy open, or that she’d like to be gang banged in the woods and covered in cum.

Both of us are frustrated by this but seem incapable of rectifying the situation. We originally thought swinging might get us those friendships but we never really connected with anyone, as most of you know who’ve been following us for any length of time. I can kid around with the ladies at work but again, you don’t shit in the place you eat, or maybe it’s the Pope is a bear and he shits in the woods, or something like that. Besides, I’d love to have TW with me when we’re fucking other people. We’re a TEAM!

I thought at one time that TW’s sister, X, would be okay with talking about shit, but we got the “I don’t want to talk about it,” blow off from her. This is the one who, when we were younger, would tell us about shit her and her ex did on their vacations. Nothing swinger-like but it was nice to hear about her having her brains fucked out. Of course, these days she’s become rather a prude, always telling TW to cover her cleavage. Again, when she (X) was younger I’d always be catching glimpses of cleavage and panty from her. WTF happened to her?

I always feel like time is running out. When we were younger, it was TW who was hesitant to make things happen. I’ve told you about J, my friend from high school. We had an all oral 3-way with him but haven’t been successful getting him bed again. Then the kids came along and our lives revolved around them. Then, there was Mr. Creepy. Thankfully, we haven’t seen him or his tiny dick in a long time. Like I said, thankfully. As we’ve gotten older though, it’s now me that is shying away from suggesting things. I’ve got to the point of, “Why bother? I’m just going to be disappointed, AGAIN

I feel the time has run out for us to have sex with others. Lately, it seems that thoughts of group sex or sex with others has conditioned me to get angry and hateful. I get going into the fantasy then realize, “Wait, TW’s back problem. Wait, TW will find some excuse not to do it. Wait, you’re a fast disgusting pig, who the fuck would have sex with you? Wait, we’re too damn old now. Wait, wait, wait!” 

I’m Pavlov’s Dog. I’m now conditioned to hate the thing that would have brought me the most pleasure, although, the more I think about it, I’ll probably never be happy, no matter what happens. Having a long drive home does this to me. Too much time to think.

I’ve decided to put my energy to other, more productive, uses. Now that spring sport season is done, I can go out and look for a part time job. I really don’t think TW’s back problem is gonna be solved easily, and I highly doubt she’ll be back at work any time soon. So, as the only bread winner in the family, I need to get another job. We’re just not gonna make it on my salary alone. Nobody’s fault but mine. I’m going to start looking after Memorial Day. I’m already versed in the phrases, “Would you like the meal, or just the sandwich? Would you like to try one of our new salads? Good evening, welcome to Sam’s Club/Wal-Mart/Dollar General/K-Mart. Have you thought about what would happen if you die? Pay us Mother-Fucker or we’ll break your legs! Would you like to try a Hot Apple Pie today?”

Yep, it’s gonna be a great life from here on out.

Sexy Weekend Fun

TW and I had a couple of nice sex sessions over the weekend. First one, on Saturday morning was quite acrobatic and H O T. Sunday night’s session consisted of me eating TW’s pussy to one strong orgasm after another.

TW let me sleep in Saturday morning since we’ve been on the road picking kids up from college all week. Her wakeup call is probably something EVERY guy dreams of. By the time she got to the bedroom, I was just waking from an awesome sex dream. I was already hard so TW decided to have some sausage for breakfast.

She immediately went down on me, sucking and licking my cock and balls. Within minutes, she was mounted up CG style and was riding me to wave after wave of orgasms. She was doing her best to stay quiet since the kids are now home for the summer. I was pinching and suckling on her nipples, which drove her to hump me like crazy.

We switched over to Spoon style and I fucked my honey hard and fast. I spent some quality time pulling her head back via her hair and TW spent some quality time cumming on my dick.

EDIT: This morning (Tuesday, 5/17) TW gently reminded me that I’m losing what little mind I have left. She asked me how I could forget that she got on all fours and we fucked Doggy Style right before I came on her. Then it hit me, I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND! How COULD I forget that? I mean, there we were, fucking doggy style, my left hand resting on her hip while my right hand was pulling her head back and forcing her to look at herself in the mirror. THAT’S when she started to moan, “No, no, no, no, no

Unfortunately, her soft moans of  “No, no, no, no, no” drove me over the edge and TW had to quickly rearrange herself so I could dump a big load of hot cum all over her tits. As I spurted on her, TW was frigging her clit and moaning out her orgasms. It was a very hot start to the day!

Last night, after a day of noise and activity (I did mention the kids were home right?) TW and I headed off to bed. Since our spring sport season is now over, I shaved my face. Normally I keep a beard, goatee or a Fu Manchu on my face during the season. After the season ends, I shave my face for the summer. TW noticed right away and mentioned she was going to put my bare face to good use at bedtime by sitting on it. I told her I couldn’t wait to feel her bald pussy on my bald face.

TW climbed on the bed and I immediately went to work. TW came on my tongue and lips numerous times before we headed off to slumber. It was a great way to end the weekend.

I’m On My Way. I’m On My Way. Home Sweet Home

The family is complete again. CB, who now becomes YS for Younger Son, is done with school forever. LP came home last night after finishing her Freshman Year in college. Since OS has moved out, we are complete again.


Since LP is in college now, and, although she’ll always be our Little Princess, I’m switching her to CG,for College Girl, to reflect her maturity. She had an awesome first year of college and is already looking forward to going back in the fall. Not that she’ll overlook summer. Nope, she’s gonna pack as much fun as she can into being home and hanging out.

It’s good to have everyone home again.

Hot Hotel Monkey Sex And Then Some

Okay, so the HHMS didn’t work out quite as planned. Oh, we definitely had it, and it was definitely hot and orgasmic. It was just there was no cum bath. No worries though, TW got a tummy full of hot semen.

We started out CG style with TW sliding her sexy body up mine until she easily slid my hard cock into her wet cunt. TW had brought some toys to play with (remind me to fill you in on the  ride to the hotel) and I took the opportunity to grab the flogger and give her ass a nice thrashing. Needless to say, the intensity of her orgasms ratched up quite nicely.

One of the other toys that TW brought along was a dildo. It’s about the size and thickness of my cock and fits quite nicely in her pussy. Of course, Leon, our BBC, also fits quite nicely but she must not have been too sure how well things would progress because he stayed home. Anyway, after fucking me CG style, TW moved into 69. As soon as my tongue hit her pussy lips, TW came and ground her cunt all over my face. I grabbed the flogger and flogged her sexy ass as she came on my lips and deep throated my cock.

After getting her ass nice and red, I reached out and found the dildo. As I licked her to one strong orgasm after another, I rammed that baby home. TW screamed out as she came on the fake cock, my tongue working her clit as I pounded her cunt with the dildo. She just about bit my dick off as her orgasms overwhelmed her. I kidded her on the ride home that the 3-way was awesome but the guys balls kept hitting my nose as he fucked her. She got a good laugh out of that one.

TW, overcome by her orgasms, rolled off me and onto her side. I quickly took up position behind her and thrust my cock into her juicy pussy. I fucked her hard and fast for a few minutes before quickly pulling out. I grabbed the base of my dick to delay my orgasm until she had time to reverse position and take me down her throat. I came and came and came, filling her mouth with my semen. TW swallowed it all, tugging on my cock and extracting every last drop of sperm from me. We collapsed on the bed, panting and gently kissing.

Although we never got around to using the handcuffs or the Aneros prostate massager, it was a great way to start our weekend. We never did get around to another session since TW’s period arrived the next day. Still, it was one of our more intense HHMS sessions. Can’t wait for the next road trip!