Late Memorial Day Wishes

TW and I wanted to wish all the families of our fallen Service Personnel a Happy Memorial Day. In your sadness, we gratefully thank you for the sacrifice you and yours have had to endure. We ask God to bless you all the days of your lives until you are reunited with those who gave their all to ensure America stays the “Land of the Free, and the home of the Brave”

God bless you all.

Um, Honey, You May Want To Check This Out!

My proclivity to hitting the snooze button on the alarm almost cost me some pussy for breakfast this morning. Evidently, TW was stalking me this morning. She’d been awake for almost an hour before my alarm went off. ย When I hit the snooze button a second time and rolled on to my side, TW exclaimed, “You better wake up, or you’re gonna miss it!

I sleepily turned to see my honey with her legs spread wide, anticipating my arrival between her legs. Luckily, the thought of feasting on her cunt for breakfast snapped me out of my stupor and I dove right in. TW had several strong orgasms, via my tongue and riding me CG style, before I had to relieve the pressure in my bladder.

I got back to bed and slipped behind TW Spoon style and fucked her to several more orgasms before we started our day. Hot on the heels of last night’s pussy eating session, we’ve been fucking ourselves silly for about a week now. Not that we’re keeping track or anything like that…. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Ride ‘Em Cowgirl!

So, after getting TW to sleep with another rousing oral session (YS wasn’t home so TW could scream and yell all she wanted) we had a peaceful night’s sleep.

This morning, TW was in need of some additional lovin’ so she took matters into her own hands. And by that, I mean she jerked me to a nice, throbbing MH (Morning Hardon) and mounted me CG style. YES!

She rode her bull to several strong orgasms before falling off and getting taken from behind Spoon style. I really fucked her hard and fast and she came like the crazy, orgasm mad, greedy slut she is. Her orgasms were quite powerful this morning and I’m hoping she’s able to walk, even if it is bowlegged. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I must confess here, I was thinking about fucking her and Z in Z’s newly remodeled “Swinger” shower. TW and I call it that because it’s large enough for a group of probably 6. In my head, I was fucking TW while I watched Z ride Biggus Dickus; her pussy lips stretched out by the giant, black cock. I’m pretty sure Z would like it. I know I’d like to see her try it! Then, her and TW could take turns using my face and cock to pleasure themselves. Yeah, that would do quite nicely. ๐Ÿ˜€

It made for a great start to the day!

You Must Be At Least 35 Years Old To Ride This Ride

As I’ve aged, and none too gracefully I might add, ย I’ve constantly raised the minimum age required to ride me. Not that I’ve had any takers mind you, but I just don’t see being like Hef and trying to maintain this “I’ve still got it vibe,” when I’m long past my prime. What the fuck ever happened to aging gracefully?

Anyway, I have now raised the limit to 35. If you’re younger than 35, then I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do for you. I’m not saying that if you’re totally hot, less than 35 years old, bi-sexual, big busted red head, and ย wanted to fuck me and TW that I’d say no. After all, there HAVE TO BE exceptions to the rule, otherwise life isn’t worth living. What I am trying to say is that my fuckable age has adjusted over the years and will continue to do so.

I think a lot of it has to do with the people I obsess over. My SILs are now aging gracefully, thank God, and the youngest, Z, is almost 40. (Puts her right in my wheelhouse.) The ladies at work are all late-30’s and above and so are most of my fuck crushes. I just can’t see myself fucking around with a woman in her 20’s or early 30’s. I’m not sure why, after all, most guys would probably kill to have that. In my case, it probably would kill me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Maybe it’s because TW has aged so well, as we’ve grown together. I think of the shy little girl she used to be and the change is quite remarkable. Now she’s a vibrant, dirty woman who’s game for just about anything. Maybe it’s because older women are so much more confident of what they can do and are sure of what they want. Over the years I’ve been attracted to older women, starting with my grade school teachers right up to present day older women, like my MIL. Seeing the older women on the beach in bikinis, while we were on vacation, was heartwarming and sexy as hell. I only hope TW will as at ease as those women were. She certainly has the body for it! ๐Ÿ˜€

So, 35 and above, that’s my mantra now.

Unless, of course, you meet the requirements stated earlier in this post. ๐Ÿ˜‰

P.S. TW has been getting her nightly, “lick me to sleep” session every night since Biggus Dickus visited. It’s still working and she’s sleeping quite peacefully. ๐Ÿ™‚

And Now, A Moment Of Silence Please…

As I mourn the passing of one of my favorite fuck crushes.

E is leaving our happy little company at the end of ย June. I’m going to miss her. She has a quiet beauty about her. She doesn’t show off in flashy or tight fitting clothes but, I have to tell you, I would really love to take her in her office. She wears these silk blouses that just do something for me. I do get the occasional DB shot as well. Alas, no longer will I be able to imagine her spread out on her desk while I ravage her body and cover it in cum. Sigh.

My only hope is that they rehire someone who left a few years ago, BB. BB stands for Bubble Butt and the lady definitely has a fine one. I don’t think it’ll happen but I can always hope, right? Only time will tell.