PSA – How To Dispose Of A Used Condom

Dear Children still living at your parent’s house:

If you’re sexually active, and you’re a guy, hell, even if you’re a girl, hip your SO to the following, please be sure to FLUSH  the used condom. It’s important, so let me repeat myself here:

FLUSH THE FUCKING USED CONDOM AND FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, DON’T PUT IT IN THE TRASH CAN TO BE DISCOVERED BY YOUR MOM.

Yes, TW got the (dis)pleasure of trying to remove a dead condom from YS’s trash last night. YIKES!  When she figured out what it was, she just grabbed the whole bag out of the can and threw it out. Where’s the damn hazmat suit when you need it? Other than feeling slightly grossed out about finding evidence that he’s having sex, we are VERY PROUD that he’s smart enough to use one. Guess it was all those reminders before dates to use a condom if you’re gonna have sex. We tell CG the same thing, if the guy doesn’t want to wear protection, don’t allow access.

So, kiddies, once again, FLUSH THE CONDOM!

Thanks from the Management.

Have a great weekend all!

5 thoughts on “PSA – How To Dispose Of A Used Condom

  1. According to Trojan, “condoms should be disposed of properly, not thrown in the toilet.” So it’s probably better to deposit in the trash than clog the toilet. And, I can say from experience that fix a toileting that’s been clogged by something not flushable is not something that you want to do.

    • *nodding* I did wonder about that…and I can imagine Dad’s face wouldn’t be all that thrilled to finde three or four dozen down their creating said clog… *wink*

      (trying not to laugh…)

      (failing)

      mwhahahahaha!

      nilla

  2. LOL,
    Sorry TW…..
    It probably wasn’t funny at the time though….
    Well, ..I’m sure he will read Dad’s message above, and it wont happen again…

  3. *giggle*

    and

    *ewwwww*…poor TW. at least, as you say, he is using them. At least he didn’t drop it on the floor of his bedroom….

    flushing is a MUCH better option!

    nilla 🙂

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