Dear Children still living at your parent’s house:
If you’re sexually active, and you’re a guy, hell, even if you’re a girl, hip your SO to the following, please be sure to FLUSH the used condom. It’s important, so let me repeat myself here:
FLUSH THE FUCKING USED CONDOM AND FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, DON’T PUT IT IN THE TRASH CAN TO BE DISCOVERED BY YOUR MOM.
Yes, TW got the (dis)pleasure of trying to remove a dead condom from YS’s trash last night. YIKES! When she figured out what it was, she just grabbed the whole bag out of the can and threw it out. Where’s the damn hazmat suit when you need it? Other than feeling slightly grossed out about finding evidence that he’s having sex, we are VERY PROUD that he’s smart enough to use one. Guess it was all those reminders before dates to use a condom if you’re gonna have sex. We tell CG the same thing, if the guy doesn’t want to wear protection, don’t allow access.
So, kiddies, once again, FLUSH THE CONDOM!
Thanks from the Management.
Have a great weekend all!