A Happy Father’s Day to all you mother fuckers out there!
(Get it? You fucked your SO, so she’s a mother and you’re a father so that makes you a mother fucker, but only if you’re still fucking her. So, get out there and do some Motherfucking mother fucking, but don’t fuck YOUR mother, that would be EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!)
Have a great weekend all!
I know I will.
Shucks, home alone again.