All’s Quiet On The Western Front

And the Eastern, Southern and Northern fronts as well. No sex the past couple of mornings. My cock has had the consistency of a wet noodle the last two days so no sex for TW. If only we had a cabana/pool boy who could take my place. Wait, we don’t have a cabana, nor do we have a pool. DAMN IT!

What’s that you say? What about oral? Well, both of us have been hitting the sack pretty early, and, by the time I’m done massaging TW, she’s asleep and I follow quickly after. This getting old thing SUCKS! It’s okay though, we have prospects of being alone this weekend. Hopefully TW’s wacky menopausal period will stay away. We really have no idea when it’s going to show up. Of course, that makes the sex all the more dangerous! It’s like playing Russian Roulette, only without the gun and death part. But then, having a baby at our age would be like shooting ourselves in the head. 😛

2 thoughts on “All’s Quiet On The Western Front

  1. giggling…nothing like a baby to help you feel younger. I’m very nearly 54 and my youngest is soon to be 6…all my kids were adopted, and not a change-of-life-baby…but it sure makes life exciting/exhausting/fun!



      Um, NO!

      We procreated three times, that’s enough for us. We gave up our hot, sexy, energetic, swinging ready, young lives to raise our kids. WE ARE DONE!

      Grand kids are okay, they eventually go home to their parents.

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