You Have Bats In Your Belfry

We either had Dracula or Batman in our house last night.

A small bat decided to visit us. I at first thought it was a mouse, or even a rat. YIKES! I first heard it hopping in the kitchen ceiling. By the end of the night, it had worked it’s way down to the basement. YS woke me up to say he heard a mouse running across the basement ceiling. When I got down there, it was that same hopping noise.

We opened a couple of ceiling panels and even tried putting a tray of peanut butter in a box to see if we could lure the creature into the box. It was very stubborn. It would come up to the edge of the box but then hop away. In our defense, we did think it was a mouse, at the time, so the peanut butter seemed a natural lure. After about 45 mins of trying to lure it into the box, it fell into a closet. YS was like, “What was that?” I told him I think the thing fell into the closet.

Sure enough, a small head appeared below the door, followed by WINGS!

“Holy Crap! It’s a bat!”

We chased it around the floor for a few minutes before finally getting it into one of the boxes. I’m hoping the thing was just really tired from hopping around in our ceilings all night and not rabid. It was having a tough time flying but otherwise seemed normal. It sure did make a lot of noise whenever we tried to get it in the boxes. We took it outside and released it. I like bats, they eat mosquitoes and other nuisance flying insects so there was NO WAY I was gonna kill it.  YS said it finally went into one of the bushes outside the house.

Hopefully he or she is back home and sleeping off their adventure in the MD House Of Horrors/Fun House! 😛

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Comments have been turned off for a while. I need to get rid of the Spam-O-Rama Ding Dongs. Getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many Spam comments lately.

Hope your week is going well. Our’s is kinda sucky what with my mental illness and TW’s recovery from a tooth extraction. I have been getting pussy at night, but with TW’s mouth out of commission for a while, and our inability to wake up in the morning to use my morning hard on, well, there’s been a lack of sex. It’s all good though. Shit happens. That’s life, right?

TW Is A Self-Taught Cock Sucker

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I think I’ve said before that TW was self-taught when it came to cocksucking. I was her first real boyfriend and my patience with her paid off big time the first time she took me into her mouth. We were parked in my car and after some heavy petting (damn, I AM dating myself using that term ain’t I?) TW pulled my cock out. Without me asking, she went down on me! She took her time and working my cock with her tongue and lips. I had a fairly light trigger back then, so it was no surprise I was ready to cum pretty quickly. I warned TW that I was about to cum but she stayed down on me and swallowed my load. No gagging, no dry heaves, no spitting, she just drank all my cum. WHAT A GAL! I never had that pleasure with DAG, so it was quite the treat! It blew my mind that TW would be that brave to swallow the first time she sucked a cock.

That first time has led to a 34 year love affair with my cock for TW. She loves touching it, stroking it, and, naturally, sucking it. Since I love to eat pussy so much, I believe we’re a match made in heaven, as we’re both orally inclined. Now, if we could only find another couple or two to share our talents with. Oh well, maybe next lifetime. 😉

 

Wakeup Call

Man, did we have a sex session this morning! Woo Wee!

TW came to wake me up and got there just in time to partake of my morning hardon. And partake she did!

We started off CG style, with TW coming on my cock and screaming out her orgasms. YS was at work, so she was able to wail away. Her pussy was soaked to start with and when I latched on to a nipple, it gushed all over my cock and balls.

After fucking CG style for a while, TW got off and spread her legs, offering pussy for breakfast. I had to use the bathroom, but when I got back, I found TW playing with her pussy and clit. I immediately dove down and began to lick her to orgasms that were so strong that she almost popped my head off my neck! I love it when I can make her cum so hard she just about gives me a concussion with her thighs.

After getting my breakfast, I moved up and began to tease her clit with my cock, rubbing it across her slippery pussy lips. TW came from the stimulation and when I finally drove my dick into her pussy, it was screaming time again. Her pussy was overstimulating my cock so I withdrew and got back down on my knees to feast on her well lubed cunt.

TW finally had to push me away as her clit became oversensitive. I spooned her and easily pushed my cock back into her pussy. As I fucked her, I asked her if she wanted to swallow or wear my cum. She chose to wear it.

I had her get down on the floor and pushed my cock into her waiting mouth. DAMN! I cannot get enough of her lips on my dick. I told her she was such a great cock sucker that I should loan her out for money. She moaned around my cock as she worked it in and out of her mouth.

I quickly withdrew and said, “See, I’m gonna cum already!

TW opened her mouth and I jerked a load out over her face and tits. It was a nice big load and TW moaned as each spurt hit her skin. After emptying my balls on her face and tits, I grabbed a towel and cleaned us both off. We got back into bed and TW quickly fell asleep. I left her sleeping there as I headed down to the kitchen for some coffee.

What a way to start the day!