Hardon? No, HARDON!

I woke up this morning with the most awesome hardon I’ve had in a while. Unfortunately, I couldn’t do anything with it. TW was fast asleep, and, since she’s sick, I let her sleep.

It was one of those I have to pee, but don’t want to get out of bed hardons, combined with an erotic dream hardon. Fuck it all if I can remember what the dream was about but it must have been damn hot!

I played with myself for a bit, feel back asleep but woke a few minutes later and it was still going strong. I feel back asleep and then woke later to the alarm and the urgent need to pee. Mr. Happy was back to his sleepy self.

Weird start to a weird day.