Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

To all our Irish friends and readers, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day. Hope you all went to church! Your eternal soul depends on it!

I never really got the whole everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day thing. I am part Irish, but the part is so small you can hardly see it. HEY! Get your minds out of the gutter. I’m not talking about Mr. Happy! Perverts!

The only Irish I want to be is, to be IN a redheaded Irish lass. Now THAT would be worth celebrating!

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!